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 Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:25 pm
It's actually a randomizer that I ran across on accident. xd I'm silently praising whoever created this. Here's my personal favorites that I've gotten so far. Bellatrix Lestrange gets pregnant by Dobby the House Elf whilst starring in a new reality TV show Sirius Black gets pregnant by Dobby the House Elf because J K Rowling got bored Ron Weasley gets pregnant by Voldemort in a scene written whilst Rowling was having an acid trip Here's the link xD Post any of the good ones so we can all laugh. http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/harrypotterspoiler.php
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:29 am
Mine was: Remus Lupin is turned into a house plant by Nymphadora Tonks and founds a new religion.
Heh! One can only imagine what Remus did to get Tonks to do that!
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LadyHealingHands Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:41 am
biggrin One can only laugh.
J K Rowling is turned into an ice cream cone by Voldemort from an abandoned insane asylum
Harry kills the Royal Family and takes over the UK with the help of a small zombie bat
Mine aren't as funny as yours, but I like these two.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:04 pm
Mine was weird.
A man with orange hair on his head gets impregnated by Salazar Slythring using Avada Kedavra.
I was like, "Holy crap. stressed "
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:10 pm
LadyHealingHands Mine was: Remus Lupin is turned into a house plant by Nymphadora Tonks and founds a new religion.
Heh! One can only imagine what Remus did to get Tonks to do that! Well, duh.
Remus must have had sex with Sirius.
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:16 pm
Oraiste` LadyHealingHands Mine was: Remus Lupin is turned into a house plant by Nymphadora Tonks and founds a new religion.
Heh! One can only imagine what Remus did to get Tonks to do that! Well, duh.
Remus must have had sex with Sirius. : Oh, My, Gawd. That's made my day. For a minute I skimmed it and thought instead of Sirius it said Tonks, and that didn't make sense (wouldn't she be happy about that?), but I re-read it and it make complete sense. I won't even mention that I'm a bit of a remus-sirius shipper, haha. I ship probably anything not involving nagini and voldemort. .>.> *creeped out by a fanfiction*
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:19 am
I'm glad I made your day xD
Voldemort and Nagini? Strange, but I can see why someone would write a fanfiction about it.
I've been meaning to write a fanfiction about Ginny and Voldemort, centered around the second book, but it hasn't happened yet. >>
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:16 am
Severus Snape is killed by Remus Lupin with the help of a small zombie owl
heee!
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:40 pm
Sirius Black gets pregnant by Voldemort by clever use of the Goblet of Fire
(so wrong... lol poor sirius... I'd get a DNA test and sue for child support if i were him... lol)
Ginny Weasley turns Hogwarts into a gingerbread castle with a set of brass scales
(it forgot to mention that immediatly afterwards, the school disappeared. crabbe and goyle are awaiting trial, because draco testified that they had eaten the school)
Minerva McGonagall is killed by Hermione in a passage written by Harold Pinter
(Hermione testified at her trial that McGonagall had deserved it, because she gave her a failing grade)
Voldemort kills Lucius Malfoy in the lounge, with the candlestick
(His response when questioned was that Lucious shouldn't have resisted his advances)
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:02 pm
Severus Snape is killed by Gilderoy Lockhart as predicted by the Prophet Isiah.
rofl
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:30 pm
Oooooo....this is fun!
Here is my favorite so far!!
Voldemort goes on a hot date with Colonel Mustard in the study, with the lead piping.
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Voldemort gets pregnant by Harry with help from Borgin & Burkes
Is that even possible????
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:11 am
A man with an orange on his head gets pregnant by Harry in McGonagall's office
(Wowwwwwwwwwww.. Harry and a Weasley man??? Interesting, even though It is making me puke!!)
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:12 am
(Ohh.. and Interesting)
Draco Malfoy discovers true love on the Quidditch pitch
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:03 pm
Ginny Weasley gets pregnant by Salazar Slytherin near the Horcrux cave
(then she demands child support, because, let's face it, he's Slytherin, he's GOT to be rich!)
Hermione is killed by a crazed fan after converting to Scientology
(At least, that's what Tom Cruise told the press... <.< >.>)
Lord Voldemort is killed by a falling Hagrid at number twelve Grimmauld Place
(The image of a cartoon Hagrid peeling a very very flat cartoon Voldemort off his butt comes to mind... *laughs hysterically*)
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:06 pm
Lucius Malfoy goes gay for Kreacher, who is gay for Mundugus. Hermione and Bellatrix Lestrange both expand SPEW.
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