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 Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:54 am
Hey considering many people are turning into staff because "bwian bwade wont gwive me a mwatch" i decided to follow this trend because im jsut better at beeing staff then wrestler. but hey, im not giving up my wrestling career. for once, i actually ENJOY writing promos. changeing a charictors traits is hard. considering i lovd victor bidwells, no quit no weapon all honor additude. i never really seen much of it and im sad its gone. But i had to prioritize if i wanted some matches. So basically i made victor go mental and make cheesy promos.
everything is improvised and not planned out. i think it all off the top of my head.
But now in my first issue of "Victor Bidwell, improvised" i feel like writing..hmm a skit!
* enter craig* ( pohatu, makutah, lego s**t whatever)
*enter vic*
Craig : siiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Victor: hey dude, whats wrong?
Criag: siiiiiiiiiii- oh someone heard me- i dont think i get enough respect here in the btwf...no one respects me....i thnk im gonna go back to GWF... thats where they respect me...
Victor: again? wait a second, didnt they like go out of buisness a month ago?
craig: You know how it feels to have everyone look down on you, like your an ugly monkey...I HATE BEEING CALLED AN UGLY MONKEY
Victor: you call yourself that-
*enter hells guardian with a bucket of kfc*
HG: mmm mm eh guys wuts shakin ma fizsle!
craig : not right now! cant you see victors helping-
Victor: is that kfc?
HG: yup yup ma homie, colonals finest recipe ma niggah, it OWELD SKEWL!
Victor: can i have a bite?
HG: nope *lifts up a peice of chicken and hopeing to float away like on that skittles bubblegum commercial*
craig: HEY IM DEPRESSED! WHAT ABOUT ME! DON YOU RESPECT ME! i guess....no one doe-
Victor: take a happy pill for now. i gottah get myself some of that chicken!
HG: *still holding chicken in air, feet on the ground*
Victor: oh no...you so high... i cant get YOINK *steals chicken*
HG : he can fu-lah!
Voorhees: He can fly!
craig: i can die.... * walks over to all the other depressed wrestlers*
Victor:* comes in with an acoutisic guitar* "eres a 'ittle sung i wrooote, hup dut yuh sing it nnoooote by note, dont wory, be hapeh!"
Craig: siiiigh
victor: how do you know ppl dont respect you?
Craig: eek * runs to outside of building*
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*heat walks by*
Craig: siiiiiiigh
END
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:04 pm
Fell free to leave negative/positive feedback
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:56 pm
Skit/episode two:
The convince brian blade to keep this up files!
*victor writeing skits in room*
*enter brian blade*
Blade:" erm *cough* so uhh,,, victor?"
Victor: " yes! huh? what? uhh * stands up* Hup two three four!"
Blade: "let me ask you somehting"
Victor: " anything, annnnything yuh want blade, here at-"
Blade: " -cuts in- are any of your events actually based on wrestling?"
Victor: " uhh..."
Blade: " i think im gonna have to ask you to stop produceing your magazine here then"
Victor: " its not a magazine yet, jsut little skits and stuff"
Blade: " it doesnt matter, your skits are pointless victor, even your comics had nothing to do with wrestling, its valuble guild space here!"
Victor: " so thats it? wasted talent jsut because i didnt base my skits off of real WWE facts? listen up blade, i come from a land where the person above you game DOESNT make fun of each others finishing moves. a land where you dont have to type for half an houron ONE POST to get respect, a land where people respect you for the person inside, not...on the outside... * dramatic patriotic music plays in background* A LAND where people respect creativity, a land where you can say what you want, whenever you want"
Blade: "chatterbox n00b huh? well, security will be here in three days to see if you packed all your things.we need to give big daddy a second office yuh know"
Victor : "* as blade walks away* big daddy...*drops to knees* BIG DADYYYYYYY! He probably has his own closet space somewhere! wherever he is! come on cant i use it for jsut one, more month? ...please?"
Blade: * puts hand on chin* " hmmm...fine, but i wanna see recent updates about wrestling in your magazines!"
*he walks away*
victor: " if you actually read them youd know they arent, hey where you goin!...fine ill put in updates, juicy gossip, and a table of contents in every issisue! and ill learn how to use some form of spell check...hmm..."
NOTE: all charictors used were used without permission, on top of that, if i joke about you, suck it in, we all know im a dirty liar.
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:07 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:54 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:00 pm
news flash Black Rain Of The Dead your not Tazz or even funny so STFU
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:26 pm
Tust news flash Black Rain Of The Dead your not Tazz or even funny so STFU... where did that come from.......
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:09 pm
I have no idea. o_o Awesome segments though, Vic. You bring the best random to this guild. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:38 pm
Game One:
Welcome to the BTWF edition of whose line is it anyway.
Up first the heat of Mexico Latino Heat.
Look close up to see him, Victor Bidwell.
Thinks he is more extreme then Canada, Tust.
And don’t look, its Hell’s Guardian.
And I’m your host, Brian Blade, welcome to the show where everything is made up and the points don’t matter, that’s right, the points are just like the BTWF while Maxwell Conners was the boss, hahahahahah. Anyway lets get to the first game superheroes. Bidwell will start us off, someone give me a superhero name.
(Female in audience) Master Love Maker!
(Blade) Alright now what is the problem.
(Male) All the women have been taken.
(Blade) Alright Master Love Maker, all the women are gone what are you gonna do.
(Bidwell) Alrrrrrright tonight I’m gonna score with so many ladies, giggity giggity gig. What the hell is on my monitor? NO! All the women in the world are being taken I hope my super friends arrive soon.
(Tust) Hey I’m here, I got tied up in some flying hoes.
(Bidwell) Thank god the lap dance boy, you’re here.
(Tust while rubbing with Bidwell) OMG that’s a big problem no isn’t it.
(Bidwell) Not as big as the problem in here.
(Heat) Wassup homes, I made it here following some flying mamacitas.
(Tust) Your finally here, the got served kid.
(Heat while break dancing and Tust is dancing with him) Hey what seems to be the problem?
(Bidwell holding Heats shoulders) Look at the monitor boy; all the women in the world are being taken.
(Heat) Well then I hope our last friend makes it here soon.
(Hell) Sorry I’m late; I rode a chick here.
(Heat) Thank God the Chippendale kid has arrived.
(Bidwell) Chippendale Kid what should we do?
(Hell while pretending to strip dance) The problem is easily solved, just turn off your beam and let the women go.
(Bidwell) Oh I forgot about that, thank you.
(Hell) No problem.
*Hell takes money from everyone as he struts his way out*
(Heat while still dancing) Alright problem solved, I got a club to get to.
*Heat dances out*
(Tust while still dancing near Bidwell) Well I better be going to.
*Bidwell places money in Tust’s pants and he leaves*
(Bidwell) Well thank god that problem was solved, now to my basement to see the girls I got.
*DING*
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:07 pm
Well, im bored and such...BL@SK0 INK FIRST BTWF! Where Daddy?
[Blasko walks around and See Big Daddy curled into A ball in A corner.]
Blasko- HOLY CRAP! YOUR BACK! GREAT TO SEE YOU!
[BD shakes his head and rolls back and forth.]
Blasko- Uhhh....Whats A matter....?
[BD points to A wall with "Welcome back cards", blasko reads all the cards. They say.
"MY p***s IS STILL BIGGER THEN YOURS!!11 Welcome back, Steven".
"STOP SNIFFING ME YOU b*****d! By X"
Maccorni of Ford pinning BD and beat him, at the bottom is saws "Some Day...."
"MY TITLE!" With the date "6/25"
"MY TITLE!" With the date "6/28" ....Oddly, writen in blood.
Blasko- All these look Normal....
BD- ....You didn't see Frost Card.....
[BD points to the corner, Blasko looks to only see "I miss you....Big Boy..." with A picture of Frost shirtless with whip cream....
Blasko- .....My eye imploded....
BD- Im going to dissapper for another 6 months...
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:33 am
Episode/skit 3:
Getting positive feedback!!
((duuuuuuh buh buh buh!))
*enter victor into twists change room, sititng in his desk, with the lights off*
*enter twist*
Twists: * laughing as opens door* " yeah yeah, i mean, i get my wife to rant about this stuff! , oh yeah, yeah, see yuh! *closed eyes as he turns on light* siiigh*opens eyes* " WHOA! s**t, BURGALAR ALERT! BURGALER ALERT!"
Victor: " no no! twist, me!" *stands up with a peice of paper and a pen, attached to a clip board*
Twist : *realizes its victor* "oh, uhhh...sorry, id never hurt you, i mean, you cant wrestle cough cough......whats the paper for?"
Victor: " uhhh...Brian Blade wanted everyone who likes your ranting to sign here and write what they like about it below"
Twist: " kinda....empty...huh?"
Victor: *cough*
*twist fills out form*
Victor: alright lets see it
Steve Twist
oh my god, if there is ANYTHING better than this, i will shoot myself. the facts are true, the stuff is funny, and its all amde by the best of the best in writeing comedy. sure sometimes im a little rough to everyone else, but i think this deserves all the respect it needs. thank you brian blade for sending out this petition to show us how great, this segement in btwf is.
Victor: " thank you, but i gotta go now"
Twist: " ahh, you go ahead and do that. we should go for a beer sometime"
Victor: " mothers agaisnt drunk driving is still on my back last time i laughed at that simple plan video where everyones going FWOOOM and flying after there daughter gets in a car accident"
Twist: " you laughed?"
Victor: " it was funny!"
Twist: " get out"
* victor walks out and bumps into blasko*
Victor: " hey blasko, everyones writing on here about how funny you are, wanna forget modesty and write something?"
Blasko: " Sure!" * begins laughing and snorting*
Blasko
like tbs, very funny. BWAHAHAHA I CANT STOP MYSELF FROM LAUGHING!!!!!
Blasko: " is that good?"
Victor: " it will be fine"
Blasko: " thanks man *sniff* we should go to... some concert...*sniff* or somehting..*snort*.."
Victor: " sorry i-"
Blasko: " oh yeah, you laughed at that simple plan video,"
Victor: " come on, it was Funny!!!!"
Blasko: " get outtah my face stupid head * snort* stupid head, i should write that down"
*blasko walks away laughin to himself as victor yells at latino heat to come up to him*
Heat: *rides his chopper up to him* "whats up hombre?"
Victor: " heat... im not gonna lie to you... im uhh, asking people what they think about seinfeild"
Heat : *grabs paper and writes*
" heat
This work is legendary, i mean, if anyone is to be the king of comedy, this guys the guy. i mean he is so cool...and...sexy.. i understand EVERY joke he makes, it totally should run forever man. and this comeing from heat, this man is a legend"
Victor: alright i think thattle do, thanks heat
* Victor slowly walks towards brian blades office, and walks in, brian blade stareing at him, in his desk*
Blade: " so victor...got any articles for your next, mmmmmmagazinnne?"
Victor: " its not a- uhh well i got these feedback reveiws about my improvised skits"
Blade: *takes reveiw paper and looks at reveiws, on the top of the paper it says ' victor bidwell,improvised' below it ' tell us what you think!!!'*
Blade: " hmmm...mmhmm...yup...even blasko, this has GOT to be funny.. hmm victor i mis- judged you. maybe you are pretty funny"
Victor: " so i can stop the-"
Blade: " no i want to see a full sized magazine on my desk in three weeks. and not one of those tiny magazine you can get for freeat corner stores or s**t like that, a BIG magazine..even though im opnly gonna read three articles, i think a big one will be good"
Victor: " can i still make skits?"
Blade: " victor, although they have been proven to be funny, siiigh- not until you tell hells guardian that his chicken drumstick wont let him fly like skittle bubblegum. *points at HG, holding a chicken drumstick in the air, makeing and anchoius, eyes shut " oh boy ythis is gonna be grrrrreat!" face*
End
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:17 pm
minisode
"the editing"
Blades office
*enter victor*
Blade: " heidenriech pregnant, lita a virgin and rumors that maven is comeing back to get the WWE championship? victor, i told you to-"
Victor: " make it about WWE, i know well?"
Blade: " i think you should put a bit more umm, realiability in your magazine...you know, so people uhh....belive you? oh wait, this is the gossip section isnt it?"
Victor: " no its the 'on the last weeks raw' section"
Blade: " whhaaat the ********, victor, this would make good gossip, put it in there, and get some REAL facts"
Victor: " but its FAKE, thats why its called world wrestling ENTERTAINMENT, not world wrestling REAL STUFF"
Blade: " you really are a dumbass, arent you?"
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:22 pm
*puts on glasses and changes to a deeper voice*
" excellent! invasions of flying monkeys think your peice is spectacular! victor, you would ahve so much more inspiration to continue if you had a sticky! i mean you would totally do it on a regular basis!!!!! unlike SOOOOME people! ill see to it you get a sticky in no time!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:48 pm
Bidwell, was that a lowblow on me? Oh well, I forgive you since I certainly won't get you back for that by burning you.
On another note, Bidwell...
It is amazing how these vignettes are longer than your promos! I say, this being a wrestling guild and all, I'm sure it's alright that you spend more time on these random conversations with yourself rather than write matches and promos (Cough, FS Championship storyline).
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