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 Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 6:13 am
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=2661 gonk guilty of #s 1 and 2... Though I've recently( a few years ago) improved #4 to the apparently acceptable "Van Dyke". I only wear sandals, so #3's not a problem, but #5 may indeed be, when things progress to that stage...
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 6:37 am
Haha. I don't do any of those.
Sometimes I sport a Van Dyke, though. That's just because apart from being hot, I'm also, on occasion, badass.
1) Ponytail? What are you thinking? If you're not an immortal, or if you don't carry a katana to chop off the heads of your enemies, you have no business wearing one of those fashion faux-pas.
2) Single earring? I used to consider that in the 1990s. You know... back when I was in elementary school and thought the Power Rangers were cool. They weren't. Neither is the single earring.
3) The loafers-without-socks thing is gross, so eww. There's no excuse, unless you're the middle-aged father of a nuclear family... in the 60s. Did I mention eww?
4) The goatee. God, I've seen so many college kids do this. They think it's cool, so they jump on the bandwagon. It's like the Communist or the pro-Palestinian fads. There's just no good reason to do it, but some people think it's cool. Personally? Facial pubic hair ain't scoring you any points, buddy.
5) The worst of all. I have a coworker who's avowedly working on his comb-over. I've already given him fair warning that I intend to make fun of him for it. If you go bald, do what you gotta do, but don't hide from it. You need to complement your body-type. If you're fat, you should avoid showy or tight clothing. If you're bald, you can't mimic Orgy's hair styles. Just no.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:29 am
JoVo Haha. I don't do any of those. Sometimes I sport a Van Dyke, though. That's just because apart from being hot, I'm also, on occasion, badass. 1) Ponytail? What are you thinking? If you're not an immortal, or if you don't carry a katana to chop off the heads of your enemies, you have no business wearing one of those fashion faux-pas. 2) Single earring? I used to consider that in the 1990s. You know... back when I was in elementary school and thought the Power Rangers were cool. They weren't. Neither is the single earring. 4) The goatee. God, I've seen so many college kids do this. They think it's cool, so they jump on the bandwagon. It's like the Communist or the pro-Palestinian fads. There's just no good reason to do it, but some people think it's cool. Personally? Facial pubic hair ain't scoring you any points, buddy. You're mean. I had a goatee because at the time I couldn't grow a moustache. I apparently don't have a real Van Dyke, as that implies more beard, but I'm unable to locate a proper term for it. I see some places call it "goatee", as I sometimes refer to it, though I think the implication in the linked article is that "goatee" is the long tuft on just the chin, like I used to wear, which does, in fact, resemble a goat. I wear the ponytail because my hair is unmanageable otherwise, but I refuse to cut it( my preferred style is cornrows, but it's expensive and I always have take them out after a max of 5 days. My dream husband would love to braid my hair). Besides, guys think it's sexy as hell when I finally let it down in bed. The earring, well, I like not worrying when I lose one half of a pair- which happens fairly often.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 9:06 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:09 am
JoVo 1) Ponytail? What are you thinking? If you're not an immortal, or if you don't carry a kitana to chop off the heads of your enemies, you have no business wearing one of those fashion faux-pas. 1. It's katana. 2. I'm glad I'm "allowed" to wear a rat's tail! blaugh 3. Ooooh, Q correcting the spelling of JoVo. BURN! biggrin EDIT: Edited back. Take that, mr. mod! -stabitystab-
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:13 am
I'm guilty of none of the above.
I am guilty of wearing t-shirts a size too big because they hide my shape. mad p
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:27 pm
[Q] 3. Ooooh, Q correcting the spelling of JoVo. BURN! biggrin *notices misspelling of "katana"* *covers up evidence* *makes witnesses "disappear"* What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis? ninja
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:28 pm
Aw, don't you know Jovo's infallible? xp Jovo with godlike powers is scary.
Muahahaha.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:00 pm
JoVo [Q] 3. Ooooh, Q correcting the spelling of JoVo. BURN! biggrin *notices misspelling of "katana"* *covers up evidence* *makes witnesses "disappear"* What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis? ninja Hey! that's MY schtick! Btw, how was it misspelled? CraftyUnicorn Aw, don't you know Jovo's infallible? xp Jovo with godlike powers is scary.Muahahaha.And can we get back on topic?
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:47 pm
Vague:
He said "kitana" instead of "katana". wink
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:52 pm
I'm horrified, Vague, for two reasons: a) that you would listen to a MSN article, and b) that they're right for once.
Ponytails must go. The piercings would be better either gone entirely or asymmetrical. Other fashion faux pas: spiking the hair predictably (up or forward and up is dull), over use of cosmetics (foundation isn't meant to be seen), and the ransacking of vintage/second-hand stores (old things don't look good on everyone).
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:17 pm
I like spiky hair. Hmmmm..the rest of that stuff can go, though.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:47 pm
I learned that ponytails are a no the hard way. I had hair that went down to my shoulder blades and I used to have it in a tail. I looked very bad. But I just didn't feel like getting a hair cut. The tail is an easy out for not paying twenty bucks to have someone to cut your hair.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 6:43 pm
[Q] Vague: He said "k itana" instead of "katana". wink Izumi-san I learned that ponytails are a no the hard way. I had hair that went down to my shoulder blades and I used to have it in a tail. I looked very bad. But I just didn't feel like getting a hair cut. The tail is an easy out for not paying twenty bucks to have someone to cut your hair. I pay twelve bucks every month to get my hair cut. I gots to work to look good.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:01 pm
i didnt cmmit any of these crimes except the one earing thing, like last year when i was i wee little 7th grader, i used to wear a fakie on my ear, now im in eigh grade. im more mature. so now i dress like a tramp on the side of the street xD *laughs* seriously.........
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