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TheIridescentOne

PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:48 am


I'm looking for somewhere to post, and I go into GD to see if there are any interesting topics.
I click on one and the first post says:

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Well na a ain't a hoe, but he be wantin ta leeve me. So dis fan sista needed ta think fast. so a told him a was wiz chald. he say wut? and a say u no notice a little belly? anyway he go out ta work for ma fake baby money a at home drinkin wan coolers.


Serious brain pain after reading that >.>
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:40 am


I shall attempt to translate this, purely for the sake of doing so.

Quote:
Well, now, I aint no whore, but he's been wanting to leave me. So this fine sister needed to think fast. So I told him I was with child. He said, "What?" I said, "You notice a little belly?" Anyway, he went out to work for my fake baby money and I'm at home drinking wine coolers.

Silvermaiden


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:27 pm


x.x There are some things in this world that should not be uttered...that one is the top of the list. Just wait till he finds out she's not with child.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:46 am


xd That's actually sorta funny once you get past the jivin' grammar.

Dodger Gunning


Miss Kala

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:38 am


I think i have a head ache! xd
PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:55 am


This is a perfect example of how stupid people have become. It's these kind of people that make the world a bad place. The reason for the war in Iraq is illiteracy, you know it. xd

Dr Efficiency

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"TXT TLK" horror stories

 
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