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 Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:16 am
People post their Ponderables in the Format of:
1. Why Is It That there are locks on the door of a 7-11 that is open 24 hours a day?
Or
2. Why Is It That you park on a drive way and drive on a parkway?
Then someone else comes up with an answer, either real, ot creative!!
For example, for number 1, I might answer:
They're open 24 hours - but no one said that was 24 hours in a row!
or maybe for number 2:
Well, I have seen a lot more stand-still traffic jams on the parkway than I have on my driveway, haven't you?
And lets give a try to breaking the common custom that only the person that answers can supply the next question, and then if someone misses one, they feel that they can not have a shot at that one. If you want to give an answer you like to one that was already answered, go right ahead! If you don't have an answer to the previous question, but you have a good one of your own, Post It!
These "Ponderables" can either be real, almost real, or totally humerous!
Just have fun!
Yes, Amai, I am about to send the Link to Div right now
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:20 am
Why is it that no matter how many times they try, unsucessfully, a cat will keep trying to bury a hairball in the linoleum?
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:47 am
Well, the truth is it's not trying to bury a hairball... cats inherently by nature hate linoleum, which causes them to (1) wretch in hatred, and (2) try desperately to destroy all linoleum, no matter how futile.
Do male marsupials have pouches, and if so why?
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:10 am
ROFL!! biggrin
Yes, male marsupials have pouches. Its where they stash the open beer cans when the kangacops hop by.
(Actually, male marsupials do not actually have pouches, I think)
If you mix flour and water you get glue. If you add eggs and sugar you get cake. Where did the glue go?
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:52 am
eek Your stomach apprarently... sweatdrop
Mouse - Mice
House - Hice?
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:41 am
Tooth - teeth
Booth - beeth?
Here is one.
Why did Ran and Red become whipped? Awnsers anyone? heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:52 am
Red's was BORN whipped. he's been trying to find someone to kill him off for YEARS. the fact that he met DB just meant his whippedness would become more apparant. ::shudders:: and boy was she mad las night..... ::runs and hides before DB can say anything::
as for Ran... a truely truely sad story there. you see, it alllll began over the summar when he imed me to let me know i should post in Wish. this was pre-guild of course. poor boy didn't stand a chance crying i think it was after the first hundred hurt you stick thwacks and spork pokes....
why would ducks be in a tree? (::actually has seen ducks sitting in a tree:: )
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:23 am
Divena Red's was BORN whipped. he's been trying to find someone to kill him off for YEARS. the fact that he met DB just meant his whippedness would become more apparant. ::shudders:: and boy was she mad las night..... ::runs and hides before DB can say anything:: as for Ran... a truely truely sad story there. you see, it alllll began over the summar when he imed me to let me know i should post in Wish. this was pre-guild of course. poor boy didn't stand a chance crying i think it was after the first hundred hurt you stick thwacks and spork pokes....
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:20 am
Why is it the less you want to think of something, the more it stays with you? heart
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:55 am
because to stop thinking about something, you have to remind yourself what it is you're not supposed to think of...
why did Amai skip my last question? stare
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:22 pm
The ducks eat flying fish heart
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:19 am
stare okay, i'll accept that... new question?
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:02 pm
Can any one be a gruntled employee? heart
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:25 pm
I think you can, in Europe....
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:28 pm
Ok, resolve these two:
Out of sight, out of mind
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Or these two:
He who hesitates is lost
Look before you leap
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