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 Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:12 pm
Rules
.No gm or pp.
.Limited cussing.
.Semi-lit please. no ** for actions.
.No being mean to others.
(Plot next)
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:14 pm
Plot.
Ok. This is ment to be a very funny rp, so be as ooc as you want to be.
Sai has set up a NaruXSasu club, that almost the whole village is in and everyone knows about it apart from Naruto.
One day Sasuke returns and the fan club is worrying. What if they found out? Will Naruto and Sasuke take a hint? Or will The fan girls and boys die at their hands?
(Charters next)
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:15 pm
Charters
Sai: Chi the black eyed ninja. (Captin of nXs club)
Naruto:" Chi the black eyed ninja.
Sauke: DarktoLight.
Sakura: Needed. (Vice Captin of nXs club.)
Kakashi: Needed.
Iruka: Needed.
Rock Lee: Needed.
Gaara: Needed.
Neji: Needed.
Kiba:Maiden Melody Lee
(If you want to be someone I didn't list, then just ask.)
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:18 pm
Sai sighed, sitting on a bench as she drew. He was finishing off the last parts of the NaruXSasu banner for his club and it was goping well. He had started it when Naruto showed him a Sasuke pic one day and he thought they would look adorable together, plus, Naruto wouldn't shut up about him.
He looked up as said blond poked his head, "What 'cha drawing?" He asked.
"A p***s, which you lack." Sai said calmly.
"Do not!!" Naruto yelled.
"Prove it!" Sai smiled.
"Fine! I will!" Naruto growled.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:31 pm
Kiba looked up as he heard yelling down the street from him. He saw Sai and Naruto. Wait what?! How was Naruto going to prove that he had...eww. As the Inuzuka came up to the two males he made sure to place a hand over his eyes. "Don't Naruto. We don't want to scare all the cute girls away from Konoha because they saw what you don't have and think that's all of the Konoha men." He grinned despite the fact that his hand still covered his face. "I'd like to keep the girls here, even if that means you losing your pride."
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:34 pm
Naruto pouted"But Sai is so anoying!" Naruto yelled, pouting. Sai just smiled, seeing as he looked at Kiba, "Hello, Kiba, how are you?" He asked.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:40 pm
Kiba smiled and gave a wink to Sai over Naruto's head as he lowered his hand from his face. "As annoying as he may be to you about not having a p***s, there are better ways of proving it then scarring not only all the poor girls in Konoha but myself and Akamaru as well. And maybe Sai here too." He gave a pat on the head to Akamaru and smiled. "I'm fine. It's a great day today. How about you Sai? How's you idea coming along?" He asked, referring to the club Sai had gotten most of the rookie nine (Not so much rookies any more) into right away.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:42 pm
'It's going fine Kiba. They want me to start a doujinshi." He smiled as Naruto looked confused.
"What?" Naruto asked.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:47 pm
Kiba fought back his laughter at Naruto's question and face. "Oh, just a idea he told me about a while ago. By the way, Sai, I wouldn't mind a doujinshi. SO long as it has...well, good scenes it. But that might be kinda hard with one thing lacking for someone." He chuckled and leaned forward on Akamaru. "But you know all the good comics tend to...make things larger then they really are. And you know what would be the bottom anyways."
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:49 pm
"I'll be sure to make it as intresting as I can Kiba and don't worry, that person really dosen't lack at all." Sai smiled, winking as Naruto looked baffled.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:55 pm
Kiba laughed loudly this time as he slid off Akamaru. "Hmm, you know this? Or are you making a comment to something else?" Kiba grinned again as he took a seat next to Sai. "Don't worry Naruto, you're just being yourself by not getting it."
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:55 pm
(( And now, enter the deliciously emo-duck, Sasuke! >_< This should be fun.))
Dark eyes searched the wall for any weakness that may be there. He knew this town like the back of his hand and knew there was a small space he could get through to get inside. He just had to keep quiet and undercover. He could take down most of the ninja in this village anyway. But probably not at the same time. He didn't really want to try, either. Ebony hair swept into his face on the passing breeze as the now rouge, and only hope Konoha had to revive one of their strongest clans, Uchiha searched the wall. He found the crevice and slipped inside. Too easy. Izumo and Kotetsu really needed to start doing a better job as the security for the main gate. Slipping into the shade of the trees, Sasuke took shelter from the vision of others. His face held no emotion, as it had for the past couple years of his life. At only the age of sixteen, he had seen more battles and took more lives than most ninja. He would be of Jounin rank, hell, he could probably even be the Hokage if he felt it, if he had stayed in the village of his birth. But then he wouldn't know what he did.
Sasuke was elaborating on these thoughts when he heard laughter. It sounded familiar, obnoxious. It was an Inuzuka laugh. Kiba to be exact. He was probably the only one that could out-do Naruto when it came to being loud and annoying. Sasuke moved closer, but masked his chakra to avoid detection. He peered through the trees to see the one they knew as Sai. His eyes narrowed. He wanted to spill the other's intestines across a floor of starving, cannibalistic, homeless people. But Sasuke pulled himself from that thought when he saw Naruto. How long had it been since they...well, Sasuke wasn't attempting to tear himself away? He almost sighed. Too long.
During all of this, Sasuke had positioned himself in a tree. He had a direct look at the sketch that Sai was making. he couldn't really make it out, seeing as Sai kept shifting his body weight. Curiosity got the better of him, and his judgment, as he leaned out more to see the image. He tumbled from the branch, but caught himself on the underside of another before he hit the ground. His hair brushed the cement as he hung there, in perfect view of the others. There was no use in hiding himself now. Sasuke just crossed his arms and acted as if it was natural to be hanging on a branch, upside down, in a village that he had abandoned. If there was anything Sasuke would never fail at, it would be acting cool. Sasuke looked from face to face of the three males that were now in front of him and he attempted to think properly as to how he should act. But seeing as all the blood was rushing to his head, he couldn't.
Sasuke released himself from the branch, catching himself before he could hit the ground, and he stood. But quickly fell over due to a horrible dizzy spell that came with the blood flowing to the rest of his body. He laid on the ground and looked up. He finally decided to say something.
"Um...hi?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:39 am
Naruto's eye's widened as he looked at Sasuke and then he let out a yell, "AHHHH!! SASUKE FELL FROM THE SKY!!!" He yelled, failing his arms and Sai covered his drawing and looked at Sasuke, "He fell from the tree not the sky you dickless fool." Sai said duly.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:50 pm
Sasuke grunted and sat up, dusting off his back as best as he could. He looked at Naruto then stood up. He shook his head, "Shut up, dobe. Do you want the whole world to know I'm here? I am a criminal, after all." Sasuke mumbled the last sentence. He looked from Kiba to Sai, then at Naruto, who was now freaking out. What a bizarre group. Sasuke dusted off his pants and sighed. What had brought him to come back to this place? The thought of being brutally murdered by Tsunade? Or maybe she would be forgiving, seeing as Sakura was still in love with him and was her pupil. He noticed that the older woman seemed to take a liking to Naruto as well. How did he know any of this? He was a ninja. He did a decent amount of observing since he left.
Sasuke looked over at Sai, deciding to at least attempt a friendly conversation before he felt he needed to brutally murder the other, "Has Naruto gotten worse since I left?" he looked at Kiba, partially directing the question to the dog male. He didn't expect Kiba to be as accepting as Naruto. But really, he could care less. He never liked the Inuzuka and he knew the other didn't like him very much. No male really did. However, most of the girls were obsessed. Sasuke hoped that that had changed since he was gone.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:03 pm
"Naruto is a dickless fool from what I can see. You are too from what he tells me." Sai said, drawing again.
"I HAVE d**k!!" Naruto yelled, failing his arms.
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