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w00t! my first call out! i'm feeling special now. xd



first you get murked in Battledome, but you want defeat here too!?
a glutton for punishment, you are. but wins don't hear you.

you can call for victory... hell, you can call Tyrone.*
but even if you called 9-1-1, you flatlining. consider thy boned.

this s**t seems so easy, i can't help but feel it's entrapment,
because your punches are so soft, it's closer to sexual harassment.

you puttin moves on me, dawg? i suggest you keep on steppin.
if rainbow flag's what you reppin, no wonder why you peppin.

peppy like a cheerleader, but you're so prone to losses,
you couldn't even the odds if you resorted to coin tosses.

so tuck in your tail and turn your head, you aint seein' me.
you musta flipped and lost ya mind, i'm like ice when creamin' thee.





erika badu made a song a while back about "calling tyrone."*

XD i thought we were? i'm just not trying to come off too soft, only to get murked. rofl it would still be funny. but i'm trying to avoid it. lol.

Talkin all that s**t and I'll be the cause of ya strife
Trynna get at my merkin when he's gettin merked his entire life

don't get mad cuz shenco the kid is flatout destroyin ya
but how you gonna state ya name when you not even a true warrior*?

those lines were uncreative,we'll just say that you got stumped
but how is ya name phoenix fist when you've never landed a hot punch?

This guy becomes insane of brain whenever I take the stage
I'll bring a red rain of pain whenever I take up blades

and if you thought those bullets hit then you must be a bad shoota
I stay pretty,which is why he's throwin low blows like he's zab judah

okay maybe he'll grow cuz ya rhymes bein lame is a lil phase,
then again you should just line him next to losers like chames*and lil'haze


*true warrior-on his profile it says "state your name warrior"
*Chames-a rapper in the battledome that bit rhymes like lil'haze did here

is that strife disguised as a female?

PF
Well first off, hip hop and Old English do not mix....Wait....Lemme rephrase that... Thee and Thy, really shouldn't be in battle verses IMO

Shen, the first line was like..."Yeah....Wait, what the ********/> confused

But when you dropped the "hot punches" line, that decided it.

Vote: Shenco

Talk about amateur night at the comedy stardome, anyway. Phoenix kicked shen's a** hands down. Most people learn from mistakes but this guy learns from his own victories. Phoenix put two and two together, his s**t flowed together and it was punch after punch after punch. It wasnt complex, wasnt too simple. Shenco on the other hand had like one good punch but everything else was just filler filler filler generalization generalization BAM PUNCH generalization filler filler unnecessary rhymed lines little jab and thats it basically. i wouldnt say it sucked but, phoenix's verse said to me that it was out to do one thing and that is destroy the opponent. Shenco's verse lacked direction per say, nobody gives a ******** about lil haze and that chames guy but i will admit thats a mistake i've often made myself. But I gotta go wit phoenix on this one, he was better

VOTE: Phoenix

uh....me.I've never seen that used