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 Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:46 pm
SLAliTheDairyQueenMalibu KAY, SO MI AN MEH MOMMIEZ WUR ALL @ DUH LOCUL KFC, CUZ WEL, WE THUGHT Y NUT GO SUMWHAR SPESHCUL 2NITE, U KNO? RLY TREET RSELV 2 SUMTIN NIEC 4 WUNCE.
NEWAYZ, QUEEN MALIBU [MAI GHETTO FAB MOMMIE] ORDERD PRITTY MUTCH ALL DUH FOOD IN KFC, BUT WE WUZNT HATIN, CUZ A GURL GOTTA EET, GOTTA KEEP HURR WAITE GUD N HAWT. MAI OTHA MOMMIE DIDNT ORDA NETHANG, I TINK U KAN GUSS WUTCH MOMMIE DAT IZ [SLA] NE WAYZ, DEN MAI OTHA MOMMIE GOT MAD CUZ SHE A VEGGITARUN, SO I ORDERD HURR SUM VEGITARIUN CHIKEN, I KNEW SHE WULD LIEK ET.
NEWAYZ, I DINT EET NUTHIN, CUZ I GUTTA KEEP MAI GUD FIGUR, IM SO SXY.
IM GLD MAI MOMMIEZ R SO HAWT, BUT NEWAYZ, DUH WAITOR CAME OUT ALL MAD CUZ WE PRITTY MUTCH ATE EVRYTHIN IN DUH KFC, AN SO WE WUZ ALL LIEK OH NO U DIDNT EVAN GO THAR, AN LEFT WIFOUT PAYIN.
DATS WUT PROMM13Z DO, YA HURD?
DISKUSS
PROMM13Z
KFC
CHIKEN
VEGGIETARIUNS
MOMMIEZ
LEZBINS
PICS:
WE TOK DAT HOAM 4 LEFTOVURZ, MOMMI3 WUZ PLEEZED.
What the hell was that.
Dear God.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:12 pm
WOAH....actually I couldn't read it. It is too big for my eyes to see.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:17 pm
I think I had a brain aneurism trying to read that. Great, if not utterly disturbing, find. What I think is amusing (other than the . . . I was going to say "bad grammar," but I'll go with painful grammar, instead) is that this person believes KFC is a special treat. Yikes.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:09 am
COMMENCE!
Teh sheezheerzh..
*twitches*
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:14 am
What is wrong with people these days? gonk
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:32 pm
Translation commencing...
"Okay, so me and my mommy were all (what?!) at the local KFC, because well, we thought 'why not go somewhere special tonight, you know?' (KFC is special?) Really treat ourselves to something nice for once...
Anyways, Queen Malibu, (My ghetto fabulous mommy) ordered pretty much all the food in KFC, but we weren't hating (what...I'm not going to ask.) because a girl has to eat, has to keep her weight good and hot. My other mommy didn't order anything, I think you can guess what mommy that is. [?] Anyways, then the other mommy got mad because she is a vegetarian, so I ordered her some vegetarian chicken; I knew she would like it.
Anyways, I didn't eat nothing, because I got to keep my good figure; I'm so sexy. I'm glad my mommys are so hot, but anyways, the waitor came out all mad because we pretty much ate everything in the KFC, and so we were all like "Oh, no, you didn't even go there!" (Gah! My eyes hurt.), and we left without paying.
That's what promises do, you heard?
Discuss: Promises, KFC, chicken, Vegetarians, mommy, lesbians.
[note the picture]: We took that home for leftovers; Mommy was pleased."
End translation.
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Again, to quote Gizmoduck: "Blathering Blatherskite!"
Why do people insist on typing in caps, misspelled words, and like...that? Why? I'll never understand...*sigh*
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:14 pm
God Gadzuks!
*blinks five-million times*
eek
wait.....
they make veggie chicken???
What the hell?
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:29 pm
WaterBard God Gadzuks! *blinks five-million times* eek wait..... they make veggie chicken??? What the hell? Ah, the one TRUE question without answer.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:07 pm
Wall o' text! *stabstabstab*
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:18 pm
Dear God, I think I just s**t myself!
DEATH TO KFC ANYWHO! D<
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:39 am
I suffered a moderate process shock when I saw that behemoth that typist calls a proper paragraph. eek
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:01 am
Damn. It's a good thing I don't have a spork on hand.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:09 pm
I saw the picture and laughed.
I read whole thing aloud.
Translated it.
I will translate future "txt" for 10 gold!
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:26 am
The internet succesfully ushers in yet another person who can type an entire paragraph (I think that was a paragraph...) of ghetto txt. tlk. Sad, but the pic was hillarious.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:40 pm
Oh my good, golly, gosh. I was actually able to read that...excuse me while i find some bullets.
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