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 Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:11 am
I originally did this back in July after reading the Pro-Life Propaganda titled "The Diary of an Unborn Child." For the sake of my new status as a member of the PCG, I have decided to put it up once again. For those of you who haven't even read or heard of the Pro-Life version, it can be found here: http://www.stfrancisvernon.org/abdiary.htmWARNING: This link can cause blindness and the sudden urge to stab someone. For God's sake, proceed with caution. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now then. My version: "The Diary Of An Unborn Child"
October 5 - Yes! Finally made it passed that insufferable latex monster! The same could not be said of the other soldiers. You've served well, men...Wait a second, how the ******** do I know words?
October 19 - 10th day since I've infiltrated the ovule. I'm starting to look like a v****a. Whose sick idea of a joke is this?
October 23 - I got a tip from the clitoris that a storm's a comin'. Guess I should try to stop it, or else I may get washed out or something.
October 25 - Now I look like a seashell. Sonuvabitch...
November 2 - Holy s**t! I grew another nanometer! This calls for a celebration! Time to manipulate some hormones!
November 12 - Woke up and found a tail attached to me. I can't wait to destroy buildings with that. How much longer, host?
November 20 - Thanks to my intervention and a small bribe for the Brain, the storm never came. Thank God for that.
November 25 - ********! The host found out about the storm! This jeopardizes my plan to take over the world. Nothing a little PMS won't take of...
December 10 - The host has visited the Health Care Provider. However, a host of people accosted her outside the building. ******** Jesus freaks. What're they trying to do, kill me?
December 13 - Why am I so ******** small? It's hard to take over the world when you're an inch and a half tall. I feel like slamming my tail against something...
December 24 -Christmas Eve! I gave the host some cramps and cravings and it gave me a bigger brain and several vital organs. When I rule the world, the host will be the last to die...
December 28 - The host is at the Health Care Provider again, which is a perfect time to attempt my escape, kill the Specialist, don a disguise, and work my way up the social and economic ladder, eventually becoming the ruler of th...
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:50 am
o.O
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wow
You're quite violent.
*gets the ******** outta here*
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:21 am
That's just freaky.....and absolutely hilarious.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:14 pm
*snicker* I think this belongs in the Fetal Containment field, though.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:57 pm
xd
You realize, of course, that now I love you and there's nothing you could possibly do about it.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:37 pm
so, i read the diary thingy... at first i was like "Aww, this is really cute, cheezy but cute. i should show this to my pregnant friend, she'd really like it". Then i got to the last one and began to wish that the person who wrote it had been aborted.
Your version gave me the Lol's. Thank you.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:19 pm
ZimGangster xd You realize, of course, that now I love you and there's nothing you could possibly do about it. I had to research fetal development and estimate when changes occur to the body, which was difficult. But now I'm loved, so it was worth it. mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:25 pm
Lupine Pyrefly *snicker* I think this belongs in the Fetal Containment field, though. Eh, it's worth keeping out here. rofl
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:00 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:05 pm
You win at life -hands over a shiny new internet-
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:32 pm
*snickers* Speaking of which, I was searching deviantart for random pictures, and I found this one. biggrin  By Biddeh.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:36 pm
rofl
xd
Now thats funny.
i seriously wanna share that with my friends.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:43 am
water_elemental *snickers* Speaking of which, I was searching deviantart for random pictures, and I found this one. biggrin -snip image- By Biddeh. That's seriously funny. Scared me a little, though. ninja
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:09 am
xd That was effing awesome, just so you know. <3333
Although, I was I the only who seriously lol'd at the pro-life version. I totally expected a "DUN DUN DUNNNNN" with the "TODAY MY PARENTS MURDERED ME". rofl The repetition of stroking mommy's hair was creepy as s**t, though. o____O;
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:10 pm
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