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 Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:35 pm
Judged in favor of Anonymooo.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:24 pm
8/8/07. Starting in a few minutes, as soon as Sk00ter gets back from the bathroom. We will deliberate who goes first after he gets back. 3nodding
Edit: Since "the damned Asians discovered everything before the Westerners," I am going first. xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:29 pm
Awright, Sk00ter, you had to play the race card (like that's anything new). We Asians certainly did discover a lot of things, among them  using human beings as projectile weapons! Go, Jet Li/Danny, go.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:44 pm
Anonymooo Awright, Sk00ter, you had to play the race card (like that's anything new). We Asians certainly did discover a lot of things, among them using human beings as projectile weapons! Go, Jet Li/Danny, go. You act like I have another card to play besides the race card. Speaking of which I pull from my race the scottish race and let my "armies by the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky". Your bodies they do nothing for my plane. Speaking of Indie you know what those films always needed was zombies, and since we have Jet Li in it already let spice it "BAM"
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:48 pm
The most tried-and-true defense against zombies is a shotgun--and it can't get much cooler than the AA-12 automatic shotgun. xd  Chiang-si, or Chinese vampire zombies, know kung-fu in addition to coming at you en masse. This makes them a lot more dangerous, as they can probably take away my shotgun... the only difference being that they're MINE! Get the gwai-lo, boys!
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:57 pm
Anonymooo The most tried-and-true defense against zombies is a shotgun--and it can't get much cooler than the AA-12 automatic shotgun. xd Chiang-si, or Chinese vampire zombies, know kung-fu in addition to coming at you en masse. This makes them a lot more dangerous, as they can probably take away my shotgun... the only difference being that they're MINE! Get the gwai-lo, boys! Thats not a gun, now this is a gun. You could kill five maybe ten zombies with that, espeicially when wield by marine gun ninja. I'm gonna take a page out of good ol' American Capitalism and outsource my Chinese vampire problem to some chinese vampire hunters.(Such a bad movie)
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:01 am
Sorry, the gardener (who takes his cues from American Chopper) didn't even see that poor Marine there. That's gonna take a while to clean off the bottom. xp Unfortunately, Roger Ebert saw that you were trying to bring up such a horrible film and promptly attacked you with his Movie Knowledge no Jutsu--note the special hand seal.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:10 am
Anonymooo Sorry, the gardener (who takes his cues from American Chopper) didn't even see that poor Marine there. That's gonna take a while to clean off the bottom. xp Unfortunately, Roger Ebert saw that you were trying to bring up such a horrible film and promptly attacked you with his Movie Knowledge no Jutsu--note the special hand seal. Luckily some terrorists decide to makes an example of said gardner before he gets very far for using Allahs sacred petrol. As for that butter ball Ebert he disliked Bad Boys II which is enough reason for Will Smith and Martin Lawrence to go Big Willy Style on him with some friends.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:20 am
 Terrorists? Terrorists where? Price: Open, Flash, and Clear--we're not having any Scottsman-in-Alcatraz RPG cockups here.  Good sirs Smith, Lawrence, and Rollins can indeed do a lot of damage left unchecked... this is, of course, assuming that Michael Bay is pointing them in the right direction, which he usually doesn't when Jerry Bruckheimer isn't around.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:31 am
Anonymooo Terrorists? Terrorists where? Price: Open, Flash, and Clear--we're not having any Scottsman-in-Alcatraz RPG cockups here. Good sirs Smith, Lawrence, and Rollins can indeed do a lot of damage left unchecked... this is, of course, assuming that Michael Bay is pointing them in the right direction, which he usually doesn't when Jerry Bruckheimer is around. Normally that would work, but they bust through to find Osama Bin Gundam Well if we need to reign Michael Bay in under control we will just have to HALO drop Jerry Bruckheimer in.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:38 am
Your racial Gundam stands no chance against Neo Kenya's Zulu Gundam, whose special move is to throw spears!  And what about Bruckheimer? He's too busy making Prince of Persia to give a damn what Bay does, so Bay continues (mis)directing the Fresh Prince and Mah-ehhhn.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:47 am
Anonymooo Your racial Gundam stands no chance against Neo Kenya's Zulu Gundam, whose special move is to throw spears! And what about Bruckheimer? He's too busy making Prince of Persia to give a damn what Bay does, so Bay continues (mis)directing the Fresh Prince and Mah-ehhhn. Well if the Zulus are going to revolt the Brits will just have to disperse some colonial justice along with the French they must all protect their colonies. Bah when Bruckheimer ignored Kratos he brought down the wraith of the gods literally. It starts with a Ssss and eneds with a mashing.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:29 am
Judgement in favor of Anonymooo
Reasoning:
He had control of battle. He was pretty consistent only switching off asian stereotypes to movie knowledge. He played to his strengths by staying on topic with movies.
Points for control
Points for technical knowledge [I would not have been able to follow Scoot]
Points for entertainment
Scottsman kept up with him, but also jumped around, military, to terrorists, to mechs. And when the mechs came, Mooo jumped back into the 'race card' theme the battled started in.
Points deducted for lack of clarity. [Even after explanation, some of his choices left me unclear.]
Points for technical knowledge, but not as many. [Followed Moo well, but was ultimately outdone.]
[Anyone else wants to add support, or contradict me, send a PM.]
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