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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:04 pm


This is my only question: WHY?

"okay u kno wut ima see if u batchez can see wut da f** me typin cuz im liek bored n stuff u kno wut im sayin yeah i kno wut u sayin anywayz i am very bored an i have no lyfe so i come to tlk to u guyz cuz ur all cool and stuffz cuz mu name is pie and sht u kno wut i mean and yeah wut u guyz doin anywayz howz life treatin u life iz treatin me oh so gud cuz u kno wut i mean wit all diz sht goin on i liek it very much yes i do ok anywayz i rly need a lyfe on diz planet cuz muh bf just thinkz i smell like gardenz of grapez mixed wit alittle bit of u kno wutz lolz anywayz so wut u guys doin tonightz y u liek pie so much i do too i kno wut u mean man i kno wut u mean so liek wutz up ppl wut u doin tonight can i come ova and chill wit u guyz oh man im bored as f** o ya i kno wut u mean"
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:54 pm


I'm afraid that whoever wrote this is taunting all the grammar lovers with this.

I'll translate in a bit...I think I must go train outside now with my sparring weapon.

EDIT: Well, someone beat me to it. sweatdrop Thanks.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:19 pm


xX_Green_Xx
This is my only question: WHY?

"okay u kno wut ima see if u batchez can see wut da f** me typin cuz im liek bored n stuff u kno wut im sayin yeah i kno wut u sayin anywayz i am very bored an i have no lyfe so i come to tlk to u guyz cuz ur all cool and stuffz cuz mu name is pie and sht u kno wut i mean and yeah wut u guyz doin anywayz howz life treatin u life iz treatin me oh so gud cuz u kno wut i mean wit all diz sht goin on i liek it very much yes i do ok anywayz i rly need a lyfe on diz planet cuz muh bf just thinkz i smell like gardenz of grapez mixed wit alittle bit of u kno wutz lolz anywayz so wut u guys doin tonightz y u liek pie so much i do too i kno wut u mean man i kno wut u mean so liek wutz up ppl wut u doin tonight can i come ova and chill wit u guyz oh man im bored as f** o ya i kno wut u mean"


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Okay, you know what? I'm gonna see if you b*tches can see what the f*ck I'm typing because I'm like, bored and stuff. You know what I'm saying? Yeah I know what you're saying. Anyways, I am very bored and I have no life so I come to talk to us guys because you're all cool and stuff because my name is pie and sh*t, you know what I mean? And yeah, what are you guys doing anyway? How's life treating you? Life is treating me oh so good because you know what I mean with all this sh*t going on. I like it very much, yes I do. Okay, anyway, I really need a life on this planet because my BF just thinks I smell like gardens of grapes mixed with a little bit of you-know-what. Anyway, so wha tare you guys doing tonight? You like pie so much? I do too. I know what you mean, man. I know what you mean. So, like, what's up, people? What are you doing tonight? Can I come over and chill with you guys? Oh man, I am bored as f*ck. Oh yeah, I know what you mean.



Yeah...I'm bored too.

That killed 'bout 10 minutes.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:16 pm


I didn't even bother reading past the first line.

Lord, why must you torture us with this insanity?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:18 pm


Lekonua
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This is my only question: WHY?

"okay u kno wut ima see if u batchez can see wut da f** me typin cuz im liek bored n stuff u kno wut im sayin yeah i kno wut u sayin anywayz i am very bored an i have no lyfe so i come to tlk to u guyz cuz ur all cool and stuffz cuz mu name is pie and sht u kno wut i mean and yeah wut u guyz doin anywayz howz life treatin u life iz treatin me oh so gud cuz u kno wut i mean wit all diz sht goin on i liek it very much yes i do ok anywayz i rly need a lyfe on diz planet cuz muh bf just thinkz i smell like gardenz of grapez mixed wit alittle bit of u kno wutz lolz anywayz so wut u guys doin tonightz y u liek pie so much i do too i kno wut u mean man i kno wut u mean so liek wutz up ppl wut u doin tonight can i come ova and chill wit u guyz oh man im bored as f** o ya i kno wut u mean"


Quote:
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna see if you b*tches can see what the f*ck I'm typing because I'm like, bored and stuff. You know what I'm saying? Yeah I know what you're saying. Anyways, I am very bored and I have no life so I come to talk to us guys because you're all cool and stuff because my name is pie and sh*t, you know what I mean? And yeah, what are you guys doing anyway? How's life treating you? Life is treating me oh so good because you know what I mean with all this sh*t going on. I like it very much, yes I do. Okay, anyway, I really need a life on this planet because my BF just thinks I smell like gardens of grapes mixed with a little bit of you-know-what. Anyway, so wha tare you guys doing tonight? You like pie so much? I do too. I know what you mean, man. I know what you mean. So, like, what's up, people? What are you doing tonight? Can I come over and chill with you guys? Oh man, I am bored as f*ck. Oh yeah, I know what you mean.



Yeah...I'm bored too.

That killed 'bout 10 minutes.

I find it very funny that that whole thing has no point at all! The person seemed to want to make a point, but it made no sense! xD
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:40 am


how can people type something that long and not stop to think to just type real ******** words?

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