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this is the little fanfic that was created from the chat beetwen me and my friend,rolling_cheesecake
it's rated G,and isn't very naruto related xd :
Cookies will rule the world!
No way evil ducks will and I will be the malicious dictator of LaLa land
MOOHOWAHAHA
And then a flying pig will come with an army of mad cookies that throw with choco chips all over the world and then the ants will come to take the choco chips and they well cover the entire world and instead of the blue planet it will be named ant planet!
How'd you know?
Ooh I can read in stars! xd
Yes I read palms
And I’m the grand grand child of nostradamus!
And I’m married to rumplestilkskin
And i saw a flying cow and I told her hey there she came at me and gave me milk choco and cookies for a year!
And I started dating shikamaru
And the other day I’ve meeted a purple and green horse that danced cha-cha and she took me at a movie and we eat KFC and donuts after and then I told her goodbye and she gave me her mail
P.S what did rumplestilkskin said about your date?
And last week I slapped ino because she grabbed me then later I saw her making out with a duck
PS Oh he got all pissed so I had to kill him and dump him in Bill Gates house
and I saw Cinderella with a goose diving in a river and I took her clothes but the goose caught me so I gave her a shoot and she broke in 2 parts and Cinderella got really mad but she couldn’t follow me without clothes so she freeze there in the river and I lost her clothes and took my laptop and sent the horse a mail to come take me home and she arrived and took me home and when I was home I eat a banana and cookies!(from the cow)
And I saw snow white drink unicorn blood with Voldemort then a naked Hermione came by and I saw Ron hiding in a bush with Harry looking all flustered so I was wtf? and they were omgeee!! Then Totoro came along with his umbrella and gave me a milkshake and the cat bus came to tell me shika was in the hospital so I was all EGAD and ran back to him

And then I fell asleep and I felt something strange so I got up and there was a cookie who was punching my stomach so I slapped her but then another cookie riding a milk choco and when I asked what they want they told me they want they’re dead family from my stomach so they could take them at the cemetary.So I got mad and took the cookies and the choco and I told them go stay with there family and eated them to with some milk and I got back to sleep were I dreamed I was slapping Jiroubou!

And then when I got to the hospital he was all chibi teary eyed and I was all like SHIKA-KUNNNN and he was all like KATIE-CHANNNN. And we we were all hugging then Temari came in and went all CSI on us.Then when she was done with all the questions she kidnapped Dei-kun. So I went to Marine World where she had taken him only to be faced with duh du duh Ino and Sakura eating Hinata! EEGAD. Then I found Dei-kun at the airbrush tattoo stand and I was all DEI-KUNNNN and he was all KATIE-CHANNN. Then we ran off into the sunset to ride the carousel.

hope you liked it!

lol that was amazing xd