This story, is kind of based on the barrows legend but what if there were 5 other brothers, ones who were destined for glory and power but instead, were side tracked by some shiny objects and sharp weapons. What happens when we take a step back and look at the other side of the prism, a not so bright prism. What happens when we replace the barrows brothers with a couple of not so bright brothers and give them sharp objects and powerful magic? Lets find out in this parody off the barrows brothers and lets pray to the gods that they don't kill themselves before they go to war.
Chapter 1. Are We There Yet?
Tori and his brothers were working away, well except for the soon to be ranger of the brothers was content with searching for gold in his nose when a loud Voice boomed from above. "You 5 brothers have been chosen by the gods themselves to lead an army in battle." Soon they had weaponry and armor at their feet. "These weapons hold powerful magic so please be careful with them." The gods said and then the gods thought, "This is wrong, these are not the brothers we have search for." but by then, it was too late, the brothers were off.
A few hours later, Tori and his brothers opted to stay the night in the inn at Yanille. So far, Tori had managed to stab 10 people with his spear by mistake, his other brothers did alot worse, then the dreaded words came, "Are we there yet?" he asked.
I'll need people with a sense of humor to play the brothers because this is kind of a parody.