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PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:35 pm


Quotes

Ok, not all are funny. But a fair number made me chuckle. wink

Quote:
Robert Green Ingersoll (1833-1899)
“The church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down.”


Quote:
Clark Adams
If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!


Quote:
Unkown
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers


I was amused wink

And to show it's not about "bashing" religion...

Quote:
St. Augustine
Often a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other parts of the world, about the motions and orbits of the stars and even their sizes and distances, ...and this knowledge he holds with certainty from reason and experience. It is thus offensive and disgraceful for an unbeliever to hear a Christian talk nonsense about such things, claiming that what he is saying is based in Scripture. We should do all that we can to avoid such an embarrassing situation, which people see as ignorance in the Christian and laugh to scorn....
PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:56 pm


George Carlin:
"Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it! Religion has actually convinced people...that there's an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does NOT want you to do. And if you do ANY of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever, until the end of time! ...But he LOVES you."

Come on, what did you expect? wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:02 am


ProjectOmicron88
George Carlin:
"Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it! Religion has actually convinced people...that there's an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does NOT want you to do. And if you do ANY of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever, until the end of time! ...But he LOVES you."

Come on, what did you expect? wink

A classic wink
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:02 pm


I like this one biggrin
Richard Jeni:
“You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend”

I'm an imaginary friend, that means I can be a god ^_^

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:01 pm


@Habible: I've seen him before, and I like him. He's funny.

Also, George Carlin should be the official unofficial King of Atheists. There, I said it.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:45 pm


I like this one:

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish

Arios V


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:52 am


When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
-Emo Phillips
I love this one.
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