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Welcome to G CORP.

G CORP RULES AND REGULATIONS

1) Never question your superiors.

2) SECRET projects are not to be discussed outside of the G CORP facilities.

3) Lab Animals/Test Subjects are not to be hand fed under ANY circumstances.

4) If any G CORP employee is acting peculiarly, immediately report him/her to a G CORP superior.

5) If you are feeling under the weather, or exhibit any signs of illness, immediately report to the nearest decontamination kiosk.

6) Smiles are free.

As a G CORP Employee, the following behavior is expected of you. Any deviation from these rules and regulations will be dealt with accordingly by G CORP Punitive Staff.

Have a nice day.

New Day, New Hires...

Things are proceeding according to plan. The lead architect informs me that the facility is roughly 90% complete. He assures me that it will be fully operational in 14 days. I gave him 7. I LOVE doing that. It's just like on an episode of Star Trek TNG when Picard would ask Geordi to do something, and then Geordi would tell Picard an arbitrary number of time, and then Picard would tell him to do it in half the time. That Picard was a smart one. It just goes to show that employees always give their bosses BS timeframes. You work in this business long enough and you learn these things. Take it from me.

Speaking of lousy employees. I've just had another series of hires at the facility. Hopefully, these guys will fare more successful than the last batch.

I've a few business meetings to attend to at the Durem Reclamation Facility today. Apparently, some of the water samples and specimens taken from there will help with forward the research going on in my secret test facility underneath my mansion.

I can't wait to see what results will come of it. I can feel my grin growing even wider twisted

My greatest achievement is about to be unleashed on the public! The time grows near, for everyone to enjoy in the festivities of yet another epic bash sponsored by yours truly, Johnny K. Gambino!

I must prepare now. And so should you. Everyone get their costumes on and let's party like it's 1999...erm...2004. Yes, yes...2004. domokun