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Taki Kurozawa

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:49 pm


Quote:
OMG HAI WTS^?GIV ME GLD PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPZLPZLPZLZPLZ
OMFG I KNO U CN GIV Mii MRE THEN DOT DOT DTO OMG WTF IZ WRNG WIT U I AM NT BEGGIGN I DDNT ASK U 4 GLD! I JST NED UR ITEMS!@!11111!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO WTF U R AWSUM PLZZZZZZZZ GV ME UR GLDZ LOLOLOLOL PLZ PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZZ ud b lyk mai hro lololololollllllllllllllllll o sory i jst tuk of cpz lok lololololololoololiliiuloilololololol plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG PLZ I TRND CAPZ LCK ON 4 U AGEN PLXZPLZplfpxlxplplzplpzlpzlpzlpzlzpzlpzlz.


This probably translates into this:

Quote:
Oh my God! Hi, what's up? Give me gold please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please! Oh my ******** God! I know you can give me more gold than dot dot dot. Oh my God. What the ******** is wrong with you? I'm not begging. I didn't ask you for gold! I just need your items!@!! Laughoutlaughoutlaughoutlaughlaughoutlaughoutlaughout (and so on...)
What the ********? You are awesome, please give me your gold! El oh el oh el oh el oh el oh el. Please! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. You'd be like, my hero el oh el oh el oh ellllllllll. Oh sorry, I just took off caps lock. El oh el oh el oh el oh el oh el oh el oh el. Please zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Oh my ******** God God God God God God God God God God God! Please! I turned caps lock on for you again. Please please xlx please please please please!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:11 pm


That was so... not cool. xp

Kaitsaurus


Winter Nightroad

Newbie Entrepreneur

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:11 am


Okay.. That's terrible. My brain is hurting. gonk
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:11 pm


You all have missed the point. It translates to this:

Quote:
Give me your gold please, for I am whiney, pathetic and TXT-y.

Bug Q Dlestra


S p i f f y - P a r t y

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:35 am


That's horrible.
I hope they get hacked.
bahahahah!
-cheers-

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:15 pm


47teen
You all have missed the point. It translates to this:

Quote:
Give me your gold please, for I am whiney, pathetic and TXT-y.


Nice condensation, mate. biggrin Well, that sums it all up.

Natsuri


suck_my_dix

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:58 am


Quote:
scream scream OMG HAI WTS^? scream scream scream GIV ME GLD PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPZLPZLPZLZPLZ cry crying scream
OMFG I KNO U CN GIV Mii MRE THEN DOT DOT DTO OMG WTF IZ WRNG WIT U I AM NT BEGGIGN I DDNT ASK U 4 GLD! I JST NED UR ITEMS!@!11111!! twisted twisted scream mad mad rofl rofl rofl LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO WTF U R AWSUM PLZZZZZZZZ GV ME UR GLDZ LOLOLOLOL rofl rofl rofl rofl PLZ PLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZPLZPZLPZLZZ ud b lyk mai hro lololololollllllllllllllllll o sory i jst tuk of cpz lok rofl rofl rofl lololololololoololiliiuloilololololol plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz giev miiiii gooolllddddd lol rofl lol rofl 4laugh 4laugh scream scream OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG PLZ I TRND CAPZ LCK ON 4 U AGEN PLXZPLZplfpxlxplplzplpzlpzlpzlpzlzpzlpzlz. crying crying gonk gonk mad scream gonk rofl pirate talk2hand emo


[Soap=talk]

I will attempt.


Quote:
Oh my god! Hey, what's up? Give me gold please, please, please [continue].
Oh my is wrong with you? I am not begging. I didn't ask you for gold, I just need your items! Laugh out loud, out lout, out loud [you get the point.]
What the god, god, god. Please, I turned caps lock on for you again. [More pleading.]


I took the emoticons out for the sake of everyone's eyes.


[end/Soap]
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:18 am



I actually had to look away from the monitor for a few seconds and blink rapidly. I mean, are they kidding? How do they even expect you to understand that he/she wants gold/items if they type like.. like THAT?!

Shigures Editor


Natsuri

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:50 am


Shigures Editor

I actually had to look away from the monitor for a few seconds and blink rapidly. I mean, are they kidding? How do they even expect you to understand that he/she wants gold/items if they type like.. like THAT?!


In a word: disgusting. mad
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:12 pm


... I think part of my brain just killed itself after reading that.

HERO Lissuh


Mini Chew

Invisible Conversationalist

PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:07 pm


This was taken from a youtube video. Can someone help translate it for me? My head exploded trying to read it. [Video = CaramellDansen]

"Y mzk dz grrl plA lzn 2 2 b trnd N2 lzbn?
R R wmn Xmt frm d fnmnm N wch crtn mzk flpz smexUL RENtshn? "
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:35 pm


Mini Chew
This was taken from a youtube video. Can someone help translate it for me? My head exploded trying to read it. [Video = CaramellDansen]

"Y mzk dz grrl plA lzn 2 2 b trnd N2 lzbn?
R R wmn Xmt frm d fnmnm N wch crtn mzk flpz smexUL RENtshn? "


Honestly, I only understand the last two words, but I'm not sure. I try to say it like it sounds, and go from there.

Sheesh...why not just type right? talk2hand

EDIT:

First sentence: "Why make the girl (?) to be turned into a lesbian?" (I think)
Second sentence: no idea. "sexual orientation"

confused Someone help?

Patron with a Mission


NekrophylliaMuffin

PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:05 pm


Reminds me of my friend, "HALO MAHNMe IS NeKROPhYLIMUFIN xp domokun heart i LIEK lONG WoX On TEH bacH eek AND 3ATING MUFiNS WITHUmAN burning_eyes ninja evil 3YABALS mrgreen oN THAM!!1!!! LoL aD ME 2 UR FrEInds lIST PLZ"
PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:52 pm


dameonmac5918
Mini Chew
This was taken from a youtube video. Can someone help translate it for me? My head exploded trying to read it. [Video = CaramellDansen]

"Y mzk dz grrl plA lzn 2 2 b trnd N2 lzbn?
R R wmn Xmt frm d fnmnm N wch crtn mzk flpz smexUL RENtshn? "


Honestly, I only understand the last two words, but I'm not sure. I try to say it like it sounds, and go from there.

Sheesh...why not just type right? talk2hand

EDIT:

First sentence: "Why make the girl (?) to be turned into a lesbian?" (I think)
Second sentence: no idea. "sexual orientation"

confused Someone help?

Second sentence: Are women (?) from the(?) femanine(sp? xp ) (word, word, word) sexual orientation.

Snorlax says NO

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