Matt Masters
I doubt sap is a dark red and smells like iron... It was real blood. We had to bleach the tree to get it all off... We also found a skull, and the long-lost corpse of a shotgun victim. It was pretty creepy. Washers and dryers were going on and off all night, weird lights flashing in the rooms, Cowboy ghosts climbing through windows, being tripped over by an invisible being... I'm convinced...
I'm the last person you would call a skeptic, but thats the biggist pile of bull s**t I've ever heard. And I've heard some stupid s**t before. no tree bleeds blood, nor did it smell of iron, unless you can get phicical proof, your now branded a moron, a lier, a fool, and a charlatin.
and I am branded as a terrible speller.