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 Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:43 am
Tea-Sama http://www.bash.org/?524806 It's not the least bit funny. That's why it's here. God, that's awful.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:22 am
Tea-Sama http://www.bash.org/?524806 It's not the least bit funny. That's why it's here.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:48 am
Rolf Eusis Tea-Sama http://www.bash.org/?524806 It's not the least bit funny. That's why it's here. XD You don't have to. And you're topless.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:18 am
My friend told me some really messed up jokes the other day sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:20 am
Tea-Sama Rolf Eusis Tea-Sama http://www.bash.org/?524806 It's not the least bit funny. That's why it's here. XD You don't have to. And you're topless. I'm so sorry, but I found that joke to be funny. It's the computer nerd in me.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:22 am
Eternal Knightmare My friend told me some really messed up jokes the other day sweatdrop Tell them? 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:31 am
Tea-Sama Eternal Knightmare My friend told me some really messed up jokes the other day sweatdrop Tell them? 3nodding I really shouldn't. They're not only racist, but ******** up as well.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:46 am
I can't give you guys a lame joke. Its not my style. Instead, I'll toss out a few of my personal favorites. Yippee!
Around final exam time in college, a professor is explaining to his students how important it will be for them to be present the day of the test. "I will only accept two excuses for any of you not to be here: a death in the immediate family, or a serious physical ailment." The wiseass in the class speaks up and says "And what about sexual exhaustion?" As soon as everyone stops giggling, the professor looks down at him and says "I just suppose you'll have to write with your other hand."
A flight to Dallas was backed up one day, and everyone was impatiently waiting in line at the reception desk for an explanation and delay passes. Finally, one man had enough and walked up to the woman at the desk. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" The woman calmly relpied "I'll get to you in a minute sir, but I have to serve these folks here first." The man angrily replied "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" The woman sighed and turned on the PA. "Excuse me, but we have a man here who does not know who he is. If you think you might know him, please help him find his identity." Everyone in the airport cracks up laughing, and the man turns to her, apparently very pissed off, and says "******** YOU!!!" The woman smiles and says "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:00 am
FlakPanzer I can't give you guys a lame joke. Its not my style. Instead, I'll toss out a few of my personal favorites. Yippee!
Around final exam time in college, a professor is explaining to his students how important it will be for them to be present the day of the test. "I will only accept two excuses for any of you not to be here: a death in the immediate family, or a serious physical ailment." The wiseass in the class speaks up and says "And what about sexual exhaustion?" As soon as everyone stops giggling, the professor looks down at him and says "I just suppose you'll have to write with your other hand."
A flight to Dallas was backed up one day, and everyone was impatiently waiting in line at the reception desk for an explanation and delay passes. Finally, one man had enough and walked up to the woman at the desk. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" The woman calmly relpied "I'll get to you in a minute sir, but I have to serve these folks here first." The man angrily replied "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" The woman sighed and turned on the PA. "Excuse me, but we have a man here who does not know who he is. If you think you might know him, please help him find his identity." Everyone in the airport cracks up laughing, and the man turns to her, apparently very pissed off, and says "******** YOU!!!" The woman smiles and says "I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too." XD!! I hadn't heard the second one. Roffle.
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:28 pm
People I can do without:
1. Anyone who refers to Charles Manson as "Chuck."
2. Anyone I meet on the bus that wants to tell me about his bowel movements.
3. Tall men with Slavic accents wearing a bowtie of human flesh.
4. Anyone who thinks that God sent them to earth to stop GTA, and publicly announces this.
5. Anyone who thinks that they are the reincarnation of an anime/video game character.
6. Anyone who thinks that working at any convenience store is high-profile.
7. Most VGD mods.
8. Anyone who dresses as Darth Vader to go to the Star Wars movies. Not that I hate cosplay, its just overused.
9. Anyone with a unibrow.
10. Anyone who gives their genitals a name.
11. Anyone who winks when they're kidding.
12. Actors who drive race cars.
13. Anyone who whistles cowboy songs at a funeral.
14. Anyone who takes off work on Ted Bundy's birthday.
15. Cross-eyed men wearing a new year's hat while singing "Casey at the Bat" in Latin.
16. A priest with an eye-patch and a limp selling pieces of the cross.
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:15 am
FlakPanzer People I can do without:
1. Anyone who refers to Charles Manson as "Chuck."
2. Anyone I meet on the bus that wants to tell me about his bowel movements.
3. Tall men with Slavic accents wearing a bowtie of human flesh.
4. Anyone who thinks that God sent them to earth to stop GTA, and publicly announces this.
5. Anyone who thinks that they are the reincarnation of an anime/video game character.
6. Anyone who thinks that working at any convenience store is high-profile.
7. Most VGD mods.
8. Anyone who dresses as Darth Vader to go to the Star Wars movies. Not that I hate cosplay, its just overused.
9. Anyone with a unibrow.
10. Anyone who gives their genitals a name.
11. Anyone who winks when they're kidding.
12. Actors who drive race cars.
13. Anyone who whistles cowboy songs at a funeral.
14. Anyone who takes off work on Ted Bundy's birthday.
15. Cross-eyed men wearing a new year's hat while singing "Casey at the Bat" in Latin.
16. A priest with an eye-patch and a limp selling pieces of the cross. Amen to that.
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 7:45 pm
An old one, but still funny:
Two Irishmen had farms adjacent to one another. They were constantly at odds, and one day, one of the farmer''s chickens laid an egg on the neighboring property. As he went to retrieve it, the owner stopped him.
"That egg is on my property, and it belongs to me."
After arguing for 20 minutes, one of them decided to take action.
"Okay, listen. Back where I''m from, we had a system for times such as this. We''d strap on our heaviest boots, and kick the ******** out of each other until one gives."
"All right..."
So the first farmer straps on his boots and starts kicking the living shite out of the second farmer. After a good 30 minutes of beating him until he was senseless, the second farmer got up, bleeding heavily with several broken ribs, and said:
"Alright, now its your turn."
The first farmer smiled and said
"Keep the egg."
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 7:51 pm
FlakPanzer An old one, but still funny:
Two Irishmen had farms adjacent to one another. They were constantly at odds, and one day, one of the farmer''s chickens laid an egg on the neighboring property. As he went to retrieve it, the owner stopped him.
"That egg is on my property, and it belongs to me."
After arguing for 20 minutes, one of them decided to take action.
"Okay, listen. Back where I''m from, we had a system for times such as this. We''d strap on our heaviest boots, and kick the ******** out of each other until one gives."
"All right..."
So the first farmer straps on his boots and starts kicking the living shite out of the second farmer. After a good 30 minutes of beating him until he was senseless, the second farmer got up, bleeding heavily with several broken ribs, and said:
"Alright, now its your turn."
The first farmer smiled and said
"Keep the egg." Ahaha.. I had to read it twice before I got it (I'm a bit slow..) but thas funny. XD
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:13 pm
I love jokes.
A blonde, finally tired of blonde prejudice, decided to dye her hair. Almost overnight, she began making $200,000 a year at her law firm, and had almost no limit to her free time. As she was driving in her new convertable through the back country roads, looking at new property, she spotted a shepherd with his flock. She got out and said to the shepherd:
"If I can guess the number of sheep you have here, may I have one?"
The shepherd reluctantly agreed. Within twenty seconds, she looked at him and said:
"142."
"Wow! Thats exactly right! Go ahead, take any of them."
As she was loading the animal into her car, he ran to her and said:
"If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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