All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places
Worn out faces

Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere
Going nowhere

Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression
No expression

Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow
No tomorrow

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I’m dying
Are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
'Cause I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It’s a very very
Mad world
Mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy birthday
Happy birthday

Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen
Sit and listen

Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me
No one knew me

Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson
Look right through me
Look right through me

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I’m dying
Are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It’s a very very
Mad world
Mad world
enlarged in your world
Mad world


A gigantic pyro explodes on the Re:Venge stage, as the fans stand to their feet, abosorbing the heat of the pyros welcomingly. The smoke clears and the elevated stage of a keyboard is evident below the titantron.

JBL: Welcome everyone to WWE Twisted Flow's Re:Venge! I am JBL, John Bradshaw Layfield alongside Michael Cole, Joey Styles and Jerry The King Lawler!

Cole: Boy is it great to be here tonight, and lets rundown the card in a quick and orderly fashion!

King: In our opening match tonight we will see the United States Champion take on Jed, in what looks to be and instant classic. Marcus and Jed have been backlashing each other with beat downs and insults and it all comes to a head tonight.

Joey: Thats right, and then we will see Two Phenoms, Two Deadmen, Two Undertakers in the very same ring at th very same time. Will it be the American Bad a** or the Deadman who is the fake? Who is the fake! We'll find out tonight!

JBL: Oh you got that right, and check this out. In her first Title Defense, Tamera Stenson will take on 2004 Diva Search winner Christy Hemme! This looks to be a slobber knocker, complete with the knockers!

Cole: Oh would you stop it? And lets not forget, an important Interpromotional titlematch! ECW's Sabu vs Twisted Flow's Xw, and tonight, one of them will walk away a bloody loser, the other with the Twisted Flow... or maybe the ECW Light Heavyweight Title!

King: And then we will see Cyrus Everblaze, the leader of the nWo, defending his Intercontinental Title against the monster Bain! But will bain even make it to the ring? Who knows?! He doesnt speak english?!

Joey: And then, two men have fought in the coming month in a bloody bash installment of their careers. And it comes to a head tonight when Seita Gray takes on Vulture in a 15 Page Ironman Match!

JBL: And after that, who will reign supreme? Will it be D-Generation X A? Or will it be D-Generation X 1? We dont know! It could be either team, but you gotta give the wave to the veterans. They have the experience!

Cole: Indeed you do, partner. But DX vs DX doesnt end there, when two former world champions and DX members Kelly King 2.0 and HBK Shawn Michaels take each other on in what 2.0 calls the Watch Your Step Match! You can lose in any way imaginable! First blood, submission, pinfall, even over the top rope! You gotta wonder whats going through HBK and 2.0's heads right now!

King: Then in another interpromotional title match, Cral will defend the TV Title against the Icon, Grif. Grif decided to get all up in Cral's face with an out of Action, just to get this title shot, and he may have gotten much more than he could bargain for.

Joey: And then Aiden will take on Mad Dog in a Steel Chair on a Pole Match!

JBL: And then begins the events that make Re:Venge the first of its kind. For the first time ever, the ECW, FFA, WWE and World Heavywieght titles will all be decided in ONE fateful night!

Cole: And it begins with the ECW Big Extreme Machine Kane taking on the whole Fn Show Rob Van Dam in an Extreme Rules match for the ECW Title!

King: And after that, the GWF All-Stars, Jonathan, Kurast, Delta! They will face each other in a Three Way Dance for the GWF Championship! Boy is that going to be amazing!

Joey: Then, the man painted in Red, Prodigy, back from the Bed of Nails and truly out for Re:Venge! Prodigy will face Randy Orton for the first time in one on one combat since Orton locked him in the bed of nails, and best of all, it is for the World Heavyweight Chmapionship!

JBL: And finally, in the Main Event, Edge, the WWE Champion. The Rated R superstar, will face off agaisnt a monster of the past. Winner of elimination chmaber one. Dark Hunter returns and is home to take what is his! Edge vs Dark Hunter for the WWE Title! All that and MORE in the most slam packed Pay Per View of the history of E-Federations!