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primaI

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:44 pm


I'm not kidding, this is like the worst news since Jean Claude van Damme started making movies again.

I, Tommy, the almighty HEEEEEEEE cat, have made the decision to become celibate. That's right, no more Tommysecks for anyone, ever.

And in other news, has anybody ever thought that dear ol' President Dubya might have ADHD? You shouldn't be so mean to him, he has a disability.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:05 am


Um, if you think it's terrible, then why you are doing it?

Spatterdash


primaI

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:54 am


Spatterdash
Um, if you think it's terrible, then why you are doing it?
It's only terrible for you. For me, it's filled with with a whole new boost of confidence that I never had before.

It also gives me the opportunity to find a new way of living. Just for me.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:19 pm


Why? crying

Ye Olde Prostitute Bones


Crackerbox Palace

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:44 pm


you should try and become a nun.

not a monk.

a nun :3
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:10 am


I'm with Cracker. Nunship is the way forward. Especially if it involves trampolining.

Spatterdash


RACHUL

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:35 pm


That's what they all say. It's either because you're shootin blanks or your excessive steriod use got the best of your p***s.

;D
PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:23 pm


Lots of sex can be dangerous.

However, a occasional shoot is nothing to be scared of.

Lucifer`


primaI

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:02 am


Crackerbox Palace
you should try and become a nun.

not a monk.

a nun :3
But that would mean I couldn't take drugs gonk

@ Bend over = I wish I shot blanks. I asked my parents for a vasectomy for my 21st birthday.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:58 am


Tommy the Cat
Crackerbox Palace
you should try and become a nun.

not a monk.

a nun :3
But that would mean I couldn't take drugs gonk

@ Bend over = I wish I shot blanks. I asked my parents for a vasectomy for my 21st birthday.


you couldnt do it if they knew about it :3

Crackerbox Palace


Dontdrop! The soap

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:02 am


D:
You won't last.
Even I couldn't.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:43 pm


lol yuh did you last this long then?

Crackerbox Palace


The cameoguy

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:21 am


what have you done my boy!!
PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:51 am


PSHHHH.
Celibacy is overrated. talk2hand
No more orgies for you then.

ScaredCrow Riots

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