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I found a bunch from http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ Here are some favorites. Listen by clicking the links below.
"Put Mr. Squidly down! How DARE you try and milk him! Come on, Mr. Squidly. Let me put you back in your tank. Aw, it's okay. Why don't you hug my arm. Yeah, use all your little tentacles. There there. Everything's gonna be okay. He's only a douche."
http://www.sleeptalkinman.com/audio/mrSquidly.mp3
"No, I can't come to the office today. My gorilla fetish has been taken to a whole new level. I have to work from home."
http://www.sleeptalkinman.com/audio/gorillaFetish.mp3
This one is for all of you.
"I'm so lucky to have disciples like you— FRIENDS, friends like you."
http://www.sleeptalkinman.com/audio/friendsLikeYou.mp3
This one reminded me of someone...
STM: Sp— Spider... Spider!... Oh, spider. (lifts his right hand, and violently smacks his left hand, which is resting on his chest)
ADAM: Ow!
KAREN: Oh, Baby? (laughs hysterically)
ADAM: It hurts!
KAREN: (continued hysterics)
ADAM: When I'm hurt, your not meant to laugh! You're meant to be concerned and show me sympathy.
KAREN: (a stab at sympathy) Oh.
ADAM: Oh? That's rubbish.
KAREN: Here (rubbing his battered hand).
ADAM: (pathetically) Oh-ho. There was a spider on my chest.
KAREN: But it was your hand.
ADAM: I didn't know that at the time.
KAREN: That would be a HUGE spider.
http://www.sleeptalkinman.com/audio/spider_reveal.mp3
As does this.
"Jesus was a zombie. Jesus was a zombie!"
http://www.sleeptalkinman.com/audio/jesusZombie.mp3
"Where's my migrey bat? Hmm? Where is he? I left him here in this box, and he's not there now. Ohhhh. He's metamorphosized! Yay! Oi, what's he changed into? That's disgusting. Clean it up, and flush it away. Ew. Nasty."
http://www.sleeptalkinman.com/audio/migreyBat.mp3
"Has everybody got their gerbils? Alright? Good. Okay, commence shaving."
http://www.sleeptalkinman.com/audio/gerbilShaving.mp3
"Don't growl. Don't growl at me. Not nice. You could purr. Go on, purr like a tortoise. I like it when you purr like a tortoise.... Shut up. You're crap. Where's my tortoise?"
http://www.sleeptalkinman.com/audio/purrLikeATortoise.mp3

"I feel like Helen Keller.."
"Why?"
"Because we're sitting in the back of the bus."
"I think you mean Rosa Parks Jimmy..."
"Wasn't she the one to do with the underground railroad?"
"Oh yeah, and Harriet Tubmen is the bus driver."

xDD
My friend was on like no sleep, he's honestly really smart.
We were coming back from a play in New York, Hairspray I do believe.

"That car has eyes on its feet". And no, I honestly can not explain what she was thinking...