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Telemarketers
  they're AWESOME
  They bear no love for children
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Darkmaniac

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:07 pm


[.I'm gonna ******** you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently..


But...but.. gonk

*snug* phone snuggling then! XD

Tenacious D's lyrics rock though! gonk *not getting rid of poststyle*


..I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly.]
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:07 pm


I haven't had problems with telemarketers..But I had something similar happen.

My grandpa had phoned, and I answered the phone.
Me: Hola!
~Pause~
Me: Umm..Hello?Anyone there.
(Connection screwed up.)
Grandpa: Oh!HI!

It was something like that.My grandpa thought he had phoned the wrong number.

Unknown R A I N B O W


Darkmaniac

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:09 pm


XD I once tricked some guy into thinking he called a cemetary XD
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:55 pm


Darkmaniac
[.I'm gonna ******** you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently..


But...but.. gonk

*snug* phone snuggling then! XD

Tenacious D's lyrics rock though! gonk *not getting rid of poststyle*


..I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly.]

///+ Buzz Bro... +///


phone and anything "sexual" is weird :XP:



///+
...Blue+///

buzzkid24

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Nymphiedora

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:56 pm


Peles Tears
Say goodbye to all this...



ok I've never ever had a experaince like that but listen to this,it's awsome.

funny
...and hello...
.....to oblivion!
rofl rofl rofl
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:15 pm


I got an interesting telemarketer-esque phone call once while drunk:

Me: *singing* One toke over the line, sweeeeeet Jesuuuuus, one toke over the liiiiiine!
Daniel-san: Hey, you have a phone call.
Me: *slurring* One toke . . . Who the hell . . . ?
Voice on phone: Well, it's not Jesus - This is the sheriff's department.
Me: OH, s**t.

They weren't calling for me, but for someone who has the same last name. All the same, fun night. blaugh

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Guccigirl247

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:06 pm


Me: Hello?
Tele: Hi, this is *** from *** is...
Me (interupting): What's your middle name?
Tele: Uhhh... :: hangs up ::

:D
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:30 pm


Awww. I want to have a fun telemarketer moment. I don't think they call us much, though. I would probably either wait until they're done speaking and leave a long pause before I say anything, or interrupt them if they're one of them long talkers, and say quietly and creepily, "What're you wearing?"

>< Reminds me of when my sister's friends were freaking out one of their friend's boyfriend. One of the girlfriend's male friends called him on his cell phone and said, "So... What're you wearing?" The boyfriend hung up, and the friend of the girlfriend text'd him with HER phone, a different number, saying, "No, really... What're you wearing?" He text'd back, "Two trucks and an elephant." xd

Juria-San


Sibeiko

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:27 pm


I wanna do the whole "They're dead! Why?! Why must you insult their memory so?! *cries* You're so mean! ******** you! Why'd you have to call for them?! *cries more, then hangs up*"... ^_^

That or go off like so...

"Hola! Como esta usted?"

rofl

well...it'll only work if they DON'T speak spanish... if they do, pick another language... n_n
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:33 pm


Captain Kabuki, we love you!


So this telemarketer was going on about his schpeiand such on, and I let him talk for about five minutes. Then he says "We have this and other great-" And I scream "CONGRADULATIONS! YOU SAID OUR SECRET WORD OF THE DAY: OTHER! IN ADDITION TO YOUR HOLIDAY TO INDIA, YOU ALSO WIN A NEW CAR AND A LOVELY DUTCH WINESET!" and hang up.

I used to get a whitepages book and go one by one, calling people at like one in the morning. Ah, the joy of private, unlisted numbers.

Disjecta


buzzkid24

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:37 pm


Sibeiko
I wanna do the whole "They're dead! Why?! Why must you insult their memory so?! *cries* You're so mean! ******** you! Why'd you have to call for them?! *cries more, then hangs up*"... ^_^

That or go off like so...

"Hola! Como esta usted?"

rofl

well...it'll only work if they DON'T speak spanish... if they do, pick another language... n_n

///+ Buzz Bro... +///


my dad answers in Spanish ALL the time xd



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:01 pm


Takazawa
Captain Kabuki, we love you!


So this telemarketer was going on about his schpeiand such on, and I let him talk for about five minutes. Then he says "We have this and other great-" And I scream "CONGRADULATIONS! YOU SAID OUR SECRET WORD OF THE DAY: OTHER! IN ADDITION TO YOUR HOLIDAY TO INDIA, YOU ALSO WIN A NEW CAR AND A LOVELY DUTCH WINESET!" and hang up.

I used to get a whitepages book and go one by one, calling people at like one in the morning. Ah, the joy of private, unlisted numbers.
xd I thought you were going to say something like let them go ON AND ON about it for five minutes, and when they pause or say, "Would you like to know more?", say, "Uh-huh" or "Wow, that's interesting, do go on" in a completely interested, enthusiastic tone, wasting their time to no end, and after a while, when they either say, "So would you like to buy my product blah blah" or when you've had enough of the Tele's voice, say, "I'm sorry, but no thank you. -hang up-" Now I want to do THAT, too. sad

And the second one sounds like it would be way too fun. Like more fun than it should be. o_o

Juria-San


Darkmaniac

PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:55 am


[.Our hopes and expectations..


*pets phone* Monday, the telemarketer's BEST day to call biggrin


..Black holes and revalations.]
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