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 Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:20 am
HirunHikari An Ohio State fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Michigan fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious maize and blue colors. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then he would swerve back on the road just before hitting them.
One day, as the van driver was driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the priest "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road," replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"
The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and the van continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Wolverine fan strutting down the road, and instinctively, he swerved as if to hit him. But as usual, just in time, he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the guy. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."
Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, but he didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Michigan fan."
"That's OK" replied the priest. "I got him with the door."
HirunHikari
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:20 am
HirunHikari Ever seen a grown man get smothered in his sleep?
ninja
HirunHikari
 Good thing I'm not a grown man.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:21 am
Dukes HirunHikari Ever seen a grown man get smothered in his sleep?
ninja
HirunHikari
Good thing I'm not a grown man. Are you still near SIDS phase? Let's put him to sleep on his stomach. ninja
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:21 am
KingShoy Dukes KingShoy >> Then explain why we're #1, and you guys are #20. Besides the fact that I'm not from Michigan and could give a hoot who is first? rofl
College football is totally lame. Kthx. That's not Michigan. <3 Google a bit and learn. I assumed since Michigan and Ohio were the topics of discussion. As I said, I could give a hoot about college sports.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:24 am
I heard that Ohio State's coach (I forget the name, it's not the current one.) Was driving in Michigan, when his car ran out of gas. He had some assistant coaches push the car past the Michigan-Ohio state line because he didn't want to get any help from "That state up north".
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:26 am
Jeff Jarrett I heard that Ohio State's coach (I forget the name, it's not the current one.) Was driving in Michigan, when his car ran out of gas. He had some assistant coaches push the car past the Michigan-Ohio state line because he didn't want to get any help from "That state up north". College sports and college sport-politics suck.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:27 am
Anael De Ezra Jeff Jarrett I heard that Ohio State's coach (I forget the name, it's not the current one.) Was driving in Michigan, when his car ran out of gas. He had some assistant coaches push the car past the Michigan-Ohio state line because he didn't want to get any help from "That state up north". College sports and college sport-politics suck. Football altogether sucks.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:34 am
HirunHikari Ever seen a grown man get smothered in his sleep?
ninja
HirunHikari
Yes, I have. Because I'm the future CK- I mean... LOOK! Ron Bruise is carrying a gun! He must be the Sniper! eek
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:14 pm
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I live in Ann Arbor. neutral
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:15 pm
L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB ... I live in Ann Arbor. neutral Point being? PLEASE tell me you didn't take offense at something making fun of Ohio, Columbus specifically...
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:18 pm
Dukes L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB ... I live in Ann Arbor. neutral Point being? PLEASE tell me you didn't take offense at something making fun of Ohio, Columbus specifically... I was pissed for about five minutes, and then I decided I didn't give a s**t. xD So n/m. xd
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:19 pm
L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB Dukes L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB ... I live in Ann Arbor. neutral Point being? PLEASE tell me you didn't take offense at something making fun of Ohio, Columbus specifically... I was pissed for about five minutes, and then I decided I didn't give a s**t. xD So n/m. xd It's not even making fun of Michigan! rofl The point, if you don't get it, is that it's a relief to see that there're only 191 miles to go to get out of Ohio... rofl
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:21 pm
Dukes L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB Dukes L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB ... I live in Ann Arbor. neutral Point being? PLEASE tell me you didn't take offense at something making fun of Ohio, Columbus specifically... I was pissed for about five minutes, and then I decided I didn't give a s**t. xD So n/m. xd It's not even making fun of Michigan! rofl The point, if you don't get it, is that it's a relief to see that there're only 191 miles to go to get out of Ohio... rofl No, I was pissed at the stuff Hirun said. xD I lawl'd at what you said. xD
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