Homestarrunner
Homestar is a crazy man who lives in free town USA. He dates the only girl Marzipan. He is a skilled marital artist even tough he lost to Wagon fulla pancakes. He is an expert long distance runner and this may be the only reason he surived the battle of Strongbadia, where his squadren was completly whipped out, only he and two others made it out of there alive. His best friend is pompom. His second best friend is Strong Bad who has repeatedly tried to kill him.
The Strong Brother. Strong bad is the middle child is a short boxer guy who can type with boxing gloves on. His has two brothers, Strongmad, the eldest, and strong sad,the baby . Strongmad is a big dude who has the IQ of an apple and no neck. He is really strong and eats stuff that normal people shouldn't be eating, he and The Cheat are great friends and its a wonder he hasn't eaten The Cheat by now . Strong sad is a moraly depressed white elephant footed man. He writes depressing poems and tries to reserect dead people to be his friends. His only friends apper to be Homsta and Marzipan. His older brothers often pick on him but he can take it. He is also one of the few survivors of the Battle of StrongBadia when he betrayed his brothers in the vage hope of becoming head of the Covered Bridges accosiantion when Homestar took over, this of course was a failure.
Strong bad is also the ruler of Strongbadia an independent country locked in the middle of Free country USA. It has a population of Tire. Yeah. He is also the principle of Crazy-Go-Nuts university, it is a small country located on the boarder of Strongbadia and the USA. He is an expert with computers and can carry a 29 pound lab top without breaking a sweat. He has his own anime charater who is very fond on knives. At one point he travled to an alternet reality in which he met his alternet selves. His idol is Senor Cargage, who scares me.
The Cheat is what I can only discribe as a small yellow anvil that is shaped like a duck. He is an expert thief and arsonist. He dispises Homestar, but when theres noone to hang out with he'll hang around with him. His best friend is Strong Bad who has repeatly thrown him in the dryer. He was once tapped to Pom Pom. He is also a skilled space piolt and has flown serveral missions to Nebutran five. He is probually the closet thing you will find to Albert Enstine on this world, He actually built a parallel universe accesor using an old Game Boy and a blender. He is also a skilled Dj. He has a problem with spontanious self combustion and more that once has been used as a fire work when all else failed. The Cheat also leads a crack team of Cheat commados against the evil forces of Blu lazor every saturday morning at nine. The Cheat lives in a grill, and keeps a blue sponge that he calls The Denzel.
Pom Pom -is too busy with his lady friends to give me an interview scream -
Then there is Coach Z who is the gym coach. He's not very good at his job. He has repeatly tried to go out with Marzipan but has been shot down each time. His best friend is Bubs. Other than that I don't know what to tell you .....the guy really scares me some time.... like REALLY scares me some times.
Bubs is a jolly fat man who owns "Bubs conces5ion stand". He is constantly trying to buy America. He likes to dance, and has also tried to go out with Marzipan. He gets along good with the Cheat. He is also an expert mechanic who is known to posses the knowledge to invent a flame thrower that shot out chocolate hundred dollar bills and also to programe a VCR.
Marzipan is Homestar's girlfriend. She is pretty much a hippy and is very politicly active. She lead the protest against the Chuwawa's and eating rabbits on Decemberween. She and Homestar are very close but often get into fights over little things. Strong Bad leaves her prank calls on her phone often.
The King of Town a self proclaimed dictator of Free country USA. He is worse than Strong Bad when it comes to eating things people shouldn't be eating, Like spoons, Body deoderent, and paper clips. His second in command is the Poopsmith. His acts towards the people of Free country USA were so unforgivable that Strong bad lead a revault and failed Coup against him.
Trogdor a Loyal knight of the king of town, but he fell in bad spirts with the a powerful wizard and was transformed into a one armed dragon,with increably small wings. Now he burns peseants hoping to find a way to remove this curse on his soul. Strong Bad attempted to contact him by possessing a pensant through his computer, but he couldn't get past the kerrek.
Homsar little is know about this strange little man. His ways are at best random and unpredictable. On Halloween of 04 he impersonated Blade in a sorry attempt to lure the team into a false sence of security. He too served in the battle of Strongbadia and was one of the lucky survior. What does this strange being hold in store for the future? He is a master of deception and has more than once convinced the Gang that he is Strong Sad, why I don't know.
Thats the story so far to find out more go to www.homestarrunner.com and God's speed to you
