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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:52 pm
Catholic school is an adventure.
Imagine living in a bondage brothel in Hamburg, but replace sexy big breasted German women with featureless old women face's with no distinguishable accent.
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:35 pm
I met my first Mormon this summer.
He's pretty wierd, I have to admit. Not the bicycle soliciting type, but I got the impression that he had some kind of social disorder before I found out the strange vibe was just his Mormon-ness.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:08 pm
Mormonism is a social disorder.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:46 am
The Mighty Z-Rex Catholic school is an adventure.
Imagine living in a bondage brothel in Hamburg, but replace sexy big breasted German women with featureless old women face's with no distinguishable accent. I hear things about the Catholic schools. Masturbation is self harm. Kissing the opposite sex causes pregnancy. Etc. LAWLZ. But aside from that, my friend was a Mormon much his entire life... He's in a Mormon-orienated school now in Utah. And he's lost faith in his religion. Needless to say he feels out of place... BUT ASIDE FROM THAT, everyone always loved him. He's hilarious. Intelligent, hilarious, and so it was!
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:04 am
Catholic school is like sitting in a classroom on chairs made of ice while abusive bodybuilding 60 year old women teach you every known misconception and myth about various social, personal and sexual behaviors.
The crusades were begun because it pained the christians to see their muslim brothers without the love of Christ.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:08 am
I belived them when they said you could get pregnate by holding hands.
Have you guys ever seen an old drunk nun?
Yeah scary cause she means business with that ruler.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:13 pm
Anyone who breeds inside their own family scares me.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:17 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex Catholic school is like sitting in a classroom on chairs made of ice while abusive bodybuilding 60 year old women teach you every known misconception and myth about various social, personal and sexual behaviors.
The crusades were begun because it pained the christians to see their muslim brothers without the love of Christ.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:13 pm
Aldo The Mighty Z-Rex Catholic school is like sitting in a classroom on chairs made of ice while abusive bodybuilding 60 year old women teach you every known misconception and myth about various social, personal and sexual behaviors.
The crusades were begun because it pained the christians to see their muslim brothers without the love of Christ.
-not hit him
-punch him with his right hand
-back hand him with his left hand
To use his left hand would evoke all kids of disgrace and superstition, to not punch him would give him a victory, and to punch him would say that they were equals. O dear, Roman logic overload.
I live around the corner from a Catholic school and I've always wanted to camouflauge myself in a plaid skirt and just walk in. I have some friends I could hide behind and just be like "pretend I'm one of you."
I've heard some interesting stories about that place. Plus the girls are easy. I've always wanted to go there for a day.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:59 pm
Grennwald Aldo The Mighty Z-Rex Catholic school is like sitting in a classroom on chairs made of ice while abusive bodybuilding 60 year old women teach you every known misconception and myth about various social, personal and sexual behaviors.
The crusades were begun because it pained the christians to see their muslim brothers without the love of Christ.
-not hit him
-punch him with his right hand
-back hand him with his left hand
To use his left hand would evoke all kids of disgrace and superstition, to not punch him would give him a victory, and to punch him would say that they were equals. O dear, Roman logic overload.
I live around the corner from a Catholic school and I've always wanted to camouflauge myself in a plaid skirt and just walk in. I have some friends I could hide behind and just be like "pretend I'm one of you."
I've heard some interesting stories about that place. Plus the girls are easy. I've always wanted to go there for a day.See, that's the kind of logic that gets plebians kicked in the sack.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:06 pm
The girls are easy, but they're also emotionally ******** and they'll never ever ever ever let you leave them.
It'll be like a story from Tales of the Crypt.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:02 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex The girls are easy, but they're also emotionally ******** and they'll never ever ever ever let you leave them.
It'll be like a story from Tales of the Crypt.
A friend of mine screwed pretty much every one of them in one year, and now whenever he comes back into town he has a thousand suicidal bitches to hide from.
It's really fun to try to set him up with a bunch of those chicks. Horniest guy alive who will do anything to get away from the neediest girls alive.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:33 pm
Hey, did you guys hear about the guy who shot up the mormon amish school a couple days ago so he could rape some kids?
Chemically imbalanced, those mormons amish.
EDIT: nevermind, it was the Amish, not the mormons. But still, wtf.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:45 pm
Yngwie Hey, did you guys hear about the guy who shot up the mormon amish school a couple days ago so he could rape some kids? Chemically imbalanced, those mormons amish. EDIT: nevermind, it was the Amish, not the mormons. But still, wtf. He wasn't amish though.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:17 pm
I shoot up horse, not people, before I rape kids.
It's a better excuse.
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