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 Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:34 pm
The year before I entered, a judge trashed the guard, saying that what they were doing was too risque. That was the FIRST year we won championships.
My freshman year, we had an egyptian-themed show, so the guard dressed up like bellydancers. That was the SECOND year we won championships.
My sophomore year was optical illusions. I think the guard was SUPPOSED to look like mimes, but with the slutty makeup, they ended up coming off as french whores. That was the THIRD year we won championships.
This year, the show is communism. The visual directors basically said "Screw it, the show's already controversial, we're going all the way." The guard is dressed like cuban whores. With the intent of looking like cuban whores. Also note that one of the guard girls was given a solo to accompany the sax solo, with the sole purpose of getting the sax soloist to pop a boner.
So basically, our visual program works on the constant that old men (judges) are perverted.
And it works.
Go figure.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:27 pm
wow eek ! i wonder how the gaurd is going to look this year for us...its cirque du soliel's la nouba...i think were making them wear a wierd uniform...i'll post it if i get the chance to get a pic and flaunt it.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:59 pm
well, WE have a pom team that shakes their asses all around. and that's their sole purpose. and we still get last place at almost every competition. who knows.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:20 pm
wow, i've never heard of that... confused . usually its based on if you go to a crappy school or not. like once they hear the first syllable of our school name they write the 5 down sad ...
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:49 pm
eek smile biggrin My range of emotions when I read that.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:11 am
That's great. lol
Our theme is Gettysburg, so our guard looks like southern belles. Our guard instructor like happy and sappy shows and themes, but he's really cool.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:34 am
Our theme is American Summer, and the guard is dressed in plaid blouses and capris and makeup that makes them look about 40 years older than they are. (But I suppose it looks better from a distance.) One guard member remarked she looked like she was a farm wench going to milk a cow. rofl
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:38 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:43 pm
We're doing a show called Divine Inversion and it's got Verdi's Requiem in it and Madonna songs. Madonna=not the greastest role model in the world if ya know what i mean. We have this one part where the trumpets play a part from papa don't preach and rifles are like draping themselves on them while they play. I overheard a freshman sax wishing he played trumpet. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:28 am
Our show is called Nocturnal Images this year, and our guard is going to be outfitted in leather dresses with fishnet on the arms down to the middle finger and all across the font of the chest and the back. Goth-icky kind of whores, but our always wins smile
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