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 Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:12 pm
NEWS REPORT: WELCOME TO THE 6 O' CLOCK NEWS, OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT: THE STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE HAS LOST ALL POWER IN MANY IMPORTANT DISTRICTS, WE NOW GO TO OUR PROTOSS CORRESPONDENT, ZERATUL, WHO IS ON THE SCENE.
ZERATUL: IT SEEMS THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE GOVENOR "MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS", JOHN.
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I KNOW THAT WAS CORNY, BUT WHATEVER, I WAS BORED.
DISCUSS.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:48 pm
On the fourth of July eighteen hundred and six
We set sail from the sweet cove of Cork
We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks
For the grand city hall in New York
'Twas a wonderful craft, she was rigged fore-and-aft
And oh, how the wild winds drove her.
She'd got several blasts, she'd twenty-seven masts
And we called her the Irish Rover.
We had one million bales of the best Sligo rags
We had two million barrels of stones
We had three million sides of old blind horses hides,
We had four million barrels of bones.
We had five million hogs, we had six million dogs,
Seven million barrels of porter.
We had eight million bails of old nanny goats' tails,
In the hold of the Irish Rover.
There was awl Mickey Coote who played hard on his flute
When the ladies lined up for his set
He was tootin' with skill for each sparkling quadrille
Though the dancers were fluther'd and bet
With his sparse witty talk he was c**k of the walk
As he rolled the dames under and over
They all knew at a glance when he took up his stance
And he sailed in the Irish Rover
There was Barney McGee from the banks of the Lee,
There was Hogan from County Tyrone
There was Jimmy McGurk who was scarred stiff of work
And a man from Westmeath called Malone
There was Slugger O'Toole who was drunk as a rule
And fighting Bill Tracey from Dover
And your man Mick McCann from the banks of the Bann
Was the skipper of the Irish Rover
We had sailed seven years when the measles broke out
And the ship lost it's way in a fog.
And that whale of the crew was reduced down to two,
Just meself and the captain's old dog.
Then the ship struck a rock, oh Lord what a shock
The bulkhead was turned right over
Turned nine times around, and the poor dog was drowned
I'm the last of the Irish Rover
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:45 pm
Error, how long did it take you to right that?
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:38 pm
I kept asking my mom if she cried when elvis died, she said no.
When kennedy died, she said she was barely born.
And then I asked her if she cried the day the music died and she was like scream
(XD in case you dont know, the last bit is from prolly the longest song in the world, American Pie)
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:15 am
[Shadow Alucard] I kept asking my mom if she cried when elvis died, she said no.
When kennedy died, she said she was barely born.
And then I asked her if she cried the day the music died and she was like scream
(XD in case you dont know, the last bit is from prolly the longest song in the world, American Pie) I cried when Princess Diana died. Not because she was dead, but because they'd cancelled all the morning cartoons and were putting on rolling news stuff instead. I was SO pissed off.
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:47 am
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