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YAY! I'm glad you like the list Mandi! Here's some more rules!

Here are all the rules so far...65 and counting! Enjoy!

1. The back door is always open.
2. Don't wear high heels.
3. Answer your cell phone.
4. The call isn't always coming from inside the house.
5. When in doubt, always bring a priest.
6. Don't eat melted jollly ranchers.
7. If you think you killed him, he's not dead.
8. Always look behind you.
9. Never go alone.
10. Zombies are people, too.
11. Never piss off the dead.
12. Always have a clean pair of underwear.
13. It's already in the room.
14. Listen to the voices in your head.
15. The person with the biggest knife isn't always the bad guy.
16. You're never safe, even if you are.
17. Survival isn't always an option.
18. Aliens are misunderstood.
19. No one's ever dead.
20. There's always a sequel.
21. The hero always dies.
22. When in doubt, smoke some weed.
23. Always check to see if you're alive.
24. Don't help out the bad guys, unless you get 50% of the profit.
25. The bad guy isn't always your parent.
26. When all else fails, offer to have sex.
27. There never is any hope.
28. If you die, seek vengance on the living.
29. Don't steal a dead guy's horse.
30. Not everyone in a hospital is dead.
31. Not everyone in a coffin is dead.
32. Get a DNA sample.
33. You can't cheat death.
34. It's always the children.
35. Mirrors never lie.
36. Darth Vader isn't a horror movie villian, he just has asthma sometimes.
37. Don't steal a dead guy's house.
38. Don't trust the light, stay away from the darkness.
39. Don't take the elevator.
40. You can never have to much bomm stick.
41. Don't panic when faced from a zombie walk away don't run zombie maxium speed is shuffle.
42. Never have sex, your going to die
43. Never run into the woods
44. Never stay in the log cabin.
45. Lock your doors
46. Make sure there is more than one way out
47. You have seven days
48. you don't see dead people.
49. You DO see dead people
50. If you do find yourself in the log cabin in the middle of nowhere, join in on guys' beer drinking contest.
51. Don't bake with blood.
52. Never enter the big walk-in freezer type oven.
53. To prevent rules 51 and 52, don't bake a big gingerbread man.
54. If you do bake the gingerbread man, make him anatomically correct.
55. Don't eat the bad guy.
56. Always keep two walk-in freezer type ovens in stock.
57. There's a reason it hasn't been explored.
58. The Cavern always wins.
59. No more than three usually makes it out alive.
60. The black always dies first.
61. If the dead body disappears, run away.
62. Happy Time is a recipe for disaster.
63. He's smarter than you think.
64. The twigs givve you away every time.
65. He may be in pieces, but he'll keep on coming.

my nose is cold. just thought you'd like to know.

and i hate scary movies!!

1. youre always gonna fall once, twice if your a girl
2. Dont smoke cigarettes from a 50 yr old cig. machine on a deserted island, especailly when the killer associates your murder with what you cant resist. because chances are, its filled with burning acid and youll die (haha, ive always thought the girl was so stupid for this part. its would just be too suspicous, the killer kills people after what they cant resist doing and what they like. and she is wanting cigarettes the whole time. Dur, dont smoke the cigs that just happen to come out of the machine this time, and not last time.)

This is so funny, but so accurate at the same time.

And it's true... the black dude always dies first, lol.

Yay for the rules!

Yay for Jenna!

Yay for more rules!!!!