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 Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:39 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:12 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:42 pm
Priceless.
Book Version: [Ron Weasley] "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing Ferret!"
Movie Version: [Prof. Mcgonogal] "Is that a student?!"
[Moody] "Well, technically, it's a ferret."
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:05 am
HAHAHA!!! !YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love 'em. I totally forgot about 'teh amazing bouncing ferret, XD
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:33 pm
Quote: "there will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class. as such i don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making. But for those select few that posses the predisposition i can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the sense i can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory. And even put a stopper to death."
I kinda liked that bit. Though i don't remember exactly why. whee
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:07 pm
Okay, page stretch! I've got like every funny quote in every book...ever. Plus some from the movies.
"WON WON!"Cracks me up everytime she says it.
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." Hermy
"You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, also beaming. "There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
"Give her hell from us, Peeves." <333333
"Mr and Mrs. Dursley of Number Four, Pivet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much." Hooked me on the books instantly.
"Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice–"
"A minute–"
"All summer–"
"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."
–George Weasley
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
"Mr Wormtail bids professor Snape a good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
"I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks." XDDDDDD
"Indeed, a week after Fred and George's departure Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way."
"Percy wouldn't know a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." Ron
Ron: "Follow the spiders, he says. Why couldnt he tell us to follow the butterflies?"
Hermione- "Well, you see," said Hermione, with the patient air of one explaining that one plus one equals two to an overemotional toddler..."
"Thank you so much, Professor!" said Professor Flitwick in his squeaky little voice. "I could have gotten rid of the sparklers myself, of course, but I wasn't sure whether I had the authority..."
Beaming, he clossed his classroom door in her snarling face.
George: "What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?"
"Bloody Hell!" - Ron Weasley
"Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: [laughing] You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...
[falls straight back asleep]"
Mr. Weasley "Now Harry, what exactly if the funtion of a rubber duck?"
'You haven't got a letter on yours,' George observed, 'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid ? we know
we're called Gred and Forge.'
"Because that's what Hermione does," said Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."
Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he ws checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around...."
"No...not exactly..." said Hermione slowly. "More...wondering...I suppose we're doing the right thing...I think....aren't we?"
Harry and Ron looked at each other.
"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly."
"Shouldnt of lost me temper, but it didnt work anyway. Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasnt much left ter do." (Hagrid)
"Blown up a toliet? WE have never blown up a toliet. Great idea though, thanks Mom." (Fred and George)
"Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didnt manage it? Theyll be furious..." (Harry)
"In fact (the report continuted in a tone of umistakable bewilderment), the Riddles all appeared to be in perfect health--apart from the fact that they were all dead. "
"But their attitude had changed since they had found out that Harry had a dangerous murderer for a godfather - Harry had conveniently forgotten to tell them that Sirius was innocent."
"Now, Mum," said Fred, looking up at her, a pained look on his face. "If the Hogwarts Express crashed tomorrow and George and I died, how would you feel knowing that the last thing we ever heard from you was an unfounded accusation?"
"Ah, think of the possibilities," said Ron dreamily. "It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident...shame his mother likes him..."
" I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry." George
"Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" enquired George, pulling out a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred darkly, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public--but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the--"
"Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?"
Harry considered for a moment.
"Wet," he said truthfully. (About the kiss. XDDDDD)
Madam Pomfrey: "You shouldn't overexert yourself."
"I don't want to stay here overnight," said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers."I want to find McLaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'over-exertion'," said Madam Pomfrey ...
"We NEVER use transfiguration as a punishment. Surely Professor Dumbledore told you that?"
"He might've mentioned it"
"May I have your arm?"
Arm, leg, whatever, I'm yours.
"Krum's more of a physical being" ^^
"Actually, he screamed at her. It was...quite frightening really."
"How could anybody figure that out? It's completely mental!"
"Oh my God!!! I've killed Harry Potter!!!" <3333 Neville
"Mr. Weasley, I want you to put your hand on my waist."
(with horrified look) "WHERE?"
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:22 pm
Hehe. Love them Spastic, I think my fav. is
'You haven't got a letter on yours,' George observed, 'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid ? we know
we're called Gred and Forge.'
I love the one's with George and Fred and I like the spider one with Ron...I hate spiders too.
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:13 pm
My favorite was mentioned by Spastic, already.
The Rubber duck one ^^
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:08 am
Quote: The only thing to fear is fear its self. This is my favorite quote from the third book. I like it because it is a true quote, but it is not at all interesting.
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:05 am
"Death's Got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
"So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking..."
(Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows)
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