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 Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:42 pm
I am watching Taken 2.
Note to self....do not ******** with Liam Neeson's family.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:11 pm
Dear Popcap and ******** you. ******** you so hard. All I wanted to do was get some zombies on my lawn in sequel form and what do you do? Make it exclusive to shitty Apple devices. I don't own a shitty Apple device. I don't want a shitty Apple device. ******** you so, so hard.
Sincerely, Me
PS ******** you.
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Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:26 pm
Chris Powell Dear Popcap and Apple, ******** you. ******** you so hard. All I wanted to do was get some zombies on my lawn in sequel form and what do you do? Make it exclusive to shitty Apple devices. I don't own a shitty Apple device. I don't want a shitty Apple device. ******** you so, so hard. Sincerely, Me PS ******** you. Dear Mr.Powell, If you do purchase Plants vs Zombies 2 we have installed many in game features which you must buy in order to enjoy the game. While you are playing the game we will constantly hassle you over and over again to buy these features and pixels because we are blood sucking parasites and the one thing we love more then money is more money. So please get a crappy Apple device... and give Apple your credit numbers... ALL OF THEM!!! Love, Zombie Steve Jobs
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:34 pm
Linda West Chris Powell Dear Popcap and Apple, ******** you. ******** you so hard. All I wanted to do was get some zombies on my lawn in sequel form and what do you do? Make it exclusive to shitty Apple devices. I don't own a shitty Apple device. I don't want a shitty Apple device. ******** you so, so hard. Sincerely, Me PS ******** you. Dear Mr.Powell, If you do purchase Plants vs Zombies 2 we have installed many in game features which you must buy in order to enjoy the game. While you are playing the game we will constantly hassle you over and over again to buy these features and pixels because we are blood sucking parasites and the one thing we love more then money is more money. So please get a crappy Apple device... and give Apple your credit numbers... ALL OF THEM!!! Love, Zombie Steve Jobs *gets distracted by what Wally's wife is wearing* Do whut nao?
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Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:53 pm
Chris Powell Linda West Chris Powell Dear Popcap and Apple, ******** you. ******** you so hard. All I wanted to do was get some zombies on my lawn in sequel form and what do you do? Make it exclusive to shitty Apple devices. I don't own a shitty Apple device. I don't want a shitty Apple device. ******** you so, so hard. Sincerely, Me PS ******** you. Dear Mr.Powell, If you do purchase Plants vs Zombies 2 we have installed many in game features which you must buy in order to enjoy the game. While you are playing the game we will constantly hassle you over and over again to buy these features and pixels because we are blood sucking parasites and the one thing we love more then money is more money. So please get a crappy Apple device... and give Apple your credit numbers... ALL OF THEM!!! Love, Zombie Steve Jobs *gets distracted by what Wally's wife is wearing* Do whut nao? *slaps Chris across his face* " I'm not wearing this for you! Besides what would your wife think! Hmph!" *walks away angry*
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Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:50 pm
Linda West Chris Powell Linda West Chris Powell Dear Popcap and Apple, ******** you. ******** you so hard. All I wanted to do was get some zombies on my lawn in sequel form and what do you do? Make it exclusive to shitty Apple devices. I don't own a shitty Apple device. I don't want a shitty Apple device. ******** you so, so hard. Sincerely, Me PS ******** you. Dear Mr.Powell, If you do purchase Plants vs Zombies 2 we have installed many in game features which you must buy in order to enjoy the game. While you are playing the game we will constantly hassle you over and over again to buy these features and pixels because we are blood sucking parasites and the one thing we love more then money is more money. So please get a crappy Apple device... and give Apple your credit numbers... ALL OF THEM!!! Love, Zombie Steve Jobs *gets distracted by what Wally's wife is wearing* Do whut nao? *slaps Chris across his face* " I'm not wearing this for you! Besides what would your wife think! Hmph!" *walks away angry* *shouts after Linda* SHE'D PROBABLY WONDER WHAT YOU"RE DOING WANDERING THE NEXUS IN LINGERIE! *rubs his cheek* Ow.
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Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:08 pm
Chris Powell Linda West Chris Powell Linda West Chris Powell Dear Popcap and Apple, ******** you. ******** you so hard. All I wanted to do was get some zombies on my lawn in sequel form and what do you do? Make it exclusive to shitty Apple devices. I don't own a shitty Apple device. I don't want a shitty Apple device. ******** you so, so hard. Sincerely, Me PS ******** you. Dear Mr.Powell, If you do purchase Plants vs Zombies 2 we have installed many in game features which you must buy in order to enjoy the game. While you are playing the game we will constantly hassle you over and over again to buy these features and pixels because we are blood sucking parasites and the one thing we love more then money is more money. So please get a crappy Apple device... and give Apple your credit numbers... ALL OF THEM!!! Love, Zombie Steve Jobs *gets distracted by what Wally's wife is wearing* Do whut nao? *slaps Chris across his face* " I'm not wearing this for you! Besides what would your wife think! Hmph!" *walks away angry* *shouts after Linda* SHE'D PROBABLY WONDER WHAT YOU"RE DOING WANDERING THE NEXUS IN LINGERIE! *rubs his cheek* Ow. " I miss nakey nights! But that doesn't mean I want to be stared at.. There's nothing wrong with my lingerie!" *continues to walk away*
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