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 Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:37 pm
cateyes_orange icomeinpieces that would be sick but if what i heard is right the moment sperm hits the air there life cycle is dramatically reduced funny thats what I learned in health class perhaps that where i heard it from then
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:40 pm
Squishy Whoosh! amrules2000 Yumi Yasha Sam-034 ~scarred-and-diseased~ OMG!!! DOES THAT MAKE ME A MURdERER>??? YOU SICK FREAK YOU KILLED KITTENS!! -cries because he did too- OO *kills herself becuase she's killed so many* *mourns over all the dead kittens* mass grave 1234 dead cats in one grave
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:42 pm
a good one is d***o up the a**s means your gay
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:00 am
Sam-034 Suoh Saint Christafur Masturbating kills cats dude!!! O: Yes, Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. "wonders where the neighbors new litter went to" NO! Let the kitties live! STOP the dirty deed!
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:54 am
ArwenEvenstar Sam-034 Suoh Saint Christafur Masturbating kills cats dude!!! O: Yes, Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. "wonders where the neighbors new litter went to" NO! Let the kitties live! STOP the dirty deed! OH NO THE KITTIES. *GOES EMO FOR 5 YEARS BECAUSE OF THE HORRIBLE DEED* gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:03 pm
Mass_Heart_Attack Squishy Whoosh! amrules2000 Yumi Yasha Sam-034 YOU SICK FREAK YOU KILLED KITTENS!! -cries because he did too- OO *kills herself becuase she's killed so many* *mourns over all the dead kittens* mass grave 1234 dead cats in one grave Fertilizer.
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:44 pm
haha_f00d lol using coca cola as a douche will help prevent pregnancy ^ that's the best one ever! ^ Where did you hear that one from? That's ridiculous - lol
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:30 pm
A Sleeping Darkness Mass_Heart_Attack Squishy Whoosh! amrules2000 Yumi Yasha Sam-034 YOU SICK FREAK YOU KILLED KITTENS!! -cries because he did too- OO *kills herself becuase she's killed so many* *mourns over all the dead kittens* mass grave 1234 dead cats in one grave Fertilizer.
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:39 pm
Countess Yasmine pandazlittleluvr forever_existing Yumi Yasha Sam-034 YOU SICK FREAK YOU KILLED KITTENS!! -cries because he did too- OO *kills herself becuase she's killed so many* *laughs* i mean...oh no dammit i killed another one again! (stares blankly because realizes that she killed all of her cats litters...) *thinks in her head* "hmmm no wonder she always has no kittens come out..wait but she was suppose to have 5 litters in the past 2 years... dude ive like killed way to many kittens" aww poor kittys *>.<* *pokes you* people ypu have to try and stop killing the kittens! omg what if this myth was true and there was a law on having to stop cause all the kittens in the world are dying! rofl he he okay i'll shut up now *poof* well now i know why theres so many dead kittens in my yard...... at first i thought it was my dogs *cries* poor things crying
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:58 pm
hmmm if the myth only applies to kittens, then all that means is i have to stop till my kitten is a full grown cat then i shouldn't have anything to worry about... right??
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:16 pm
Sonia7 not sure if anyone said this one or not, but having sex in water means you won't get pregnant that one's a no-no. it could actually physically damage the female more than anything b/c of all the pressure w/the water.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:30 am
~Red_Wolf06~ Hmm..what would happen if you put Frezze Off on your nipples, or or like a guy c** shots in your eyes. That might burn... You can actually get infections from a guy's c** in your eyes ^^ I heard it off of loveline. It makes your eyes hurt like hell.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:47 pm
yukea A Sleeping Darkness Mass_Heart_Attack Squishy Whoosh! amrules2000 *mourns over all the dead kittens* mass grave 1234 dead cats in one grave Fertilizer. thats hilarious
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:46 pm
About the "Every time you Masurbate God kills a Kitten thing".
It only counts when you use Fakes!!!! Vibaters, ha! I did some research.
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