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 Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:44 am
I just saw Harry and the Potters and Draco and the Malfoys at a local library yesterday. I knew people got excited about Harry Potter, but I didn't know they got that excited. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:17 pm
The ten worst things about the Harry Potter books:
1. They killed Sirius, and confined Remus to a life with Miss Piggynose, when everyone knows about the One True Way.
2. JK Rowling wrote them.
3. JK Rowling.
4. The plot rarely changes.
5. Harry Potter isn't dead (yet).
6. Voldemort hasn't admitted his secret obsession with Dumbledore (yet).
7. Hermione isn't dead (yet).
8. Not enough Fred and George.
9. Not enough good writing.
10. No Monty Python references.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:36 pm
Panthino the Moth The ten worst things about the Harry Potter books:
1. They killed Sirius, and confined Remus to a life with Miss Piggynose, when everyone knows about the One True Way.
2. JK Rowling wrote them.
3. JK Rowling.
4. The plot rarely changes.
5. Harry Potter isn't dead (yet).
6. Voldemort hasn't admitted his secret obsession with Dumbledore (yet).
7. Hermione isn't dead (yet).
8. Not enough Fred and George.
9. Not enough good writing.
10. No Monty Python references.
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:07 am
Anything would be improved by Monty Python references?
Stick a few dead parrots in Big Brother, and I would watch it.
In fact, most of the world's problems could be solved that way.
Crisis in the Middle East? Explode a fat man at them.
Hostages? Sing them the lumberjack song.
Famine? SPAM.
Mass murder? SPAM.
End of the world? SPAM.
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:54 pm
Panthino the Moth Anything would be improved by Monty Python references?
Stick a few dead parrots in Big Brother, and I would watch it.
In fact, most of the world's problems could be solved that way.
Crisis in the Middle East? Explode a fat man at them.
Hostages? Sing them the lumberjack song.
Famine? SPAM.
Mass murder? SPAM.
End of the world? SPAM.
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:08 am
I would pay them in SPAM.
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