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I have an issue with that one. Well two, but one is trivial.

Trivial issue: It's Mazel Tov, but no body knows how to spell it anyway.

Other issue: AlienX = Jew, but AlienX = bacon-lover.

There are many Jews that eat pork but still say Mazel Tov, so your chain has been broken. I am sorry.

Haha. Well some Jews do, it's sort of depends on how religious you are. Not eating pork is just one part of a bunch of dietary rescrictions called kashrut. One who floows these guidelines is said to be keeping kosher. The list of things that can't be eaten contain shellfish, animals that were killed in an inhumane way, and any meat that does not come from an animal with a split hoof (like pigs). It comes down to how strong your faith in the Jewish religion is, and it is a matter or personal preference if you aren't super-orthodox. That is my completely irrelevant lesson on kashrut.

On-tpic stuff: Well I was really angry when I realized that my bass teacher taught me how to play everythng wrong a few days ago, but then I was happy when I was able to fix everything. I guess that counts sweatdrop