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 Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:13 pm
fuzzy_momo Tenten:*Watching Neji Train* *Neji Stops* Tenten: Is that enough for today? Neji: No but i can't train any longer without telling you Tenten, It's been on my mind all day! Tenten: . . . eek . . .Yes? Neji: *Kneels down* Tenten will you. . . Tenten: *Thinking OMG is he?* Neji: *Reaches in pocket for something* Tenten: *Thinking HE IS?* I'd love to!!!! Neji: *Takes out hankey* ACHOO ah now back to what i was saying! *Tenten runs away crying* Neji: . . . . eek . . . .
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:54 pm
-Normal day on Konoha streets-
Tenten: -Is walking-
Tenten: -Notices a banner on the wooden planks of the fence-
Tenten: Hn...Football tryouts...a new sport premiere in Konohagakure...
Neji: -Is waiting for Tenten-
Tenten: Neji! -Rushes over-
Neji: You are late.
Tenten: I know, I'm sorry. O__<
Neji: ...Let's just start. (Thinks: OMFG I MADE TENTEN-CHAN SADDDDD!!! DXXX BAD NEJI!!! -Hits himself-
Tenten: O__o Neji, why are you twitching and flinching in what seems like pain?
Neji: O.O Hu? Uh...huh...Mm...Mn...
Tenten: ...
Neji: -Shrug- Nothin'...
Tenten: >_>
-After training-
Tenten: Man, you won again!
Neji: Hn...
Tenten: Hey, Neji?
Neji: ...?
Tenten: -Takes out the Football add- Join! I wanna see you play! =D
Neji: ...!
Tenten: =3?
Neji: -Shakes head- No. (Thinks: NYUOOO THE EVIEEEELLLL PUPPY FACSH!!! DX -Dies-)
Tenten: Please?
Neji: No.
Tenten: Sugar?
Neji: No thanks.
Tenten: Fine. You get vanilla. -Smooches Neji-
Neji: =O__O= -Blushes--Smooches back-
*Censored* >D
Tenten: -Holds up ad.- Join.
Neji: Oh...fine... (Thinks: -Is still in heaven floating around in marshmellow clouds with whipped cream covered Tentens- Yum. ^__^)
-Next day-
Neji: -Comes to training with bruises, bandages, and scratches-
Tenten: Neji? O__O Are you okay?
Neji: -Reluctant nod-
Neji: -Mumbles sadly- Things I do for sweet love. T__T
-Next Week-
Neji: -Comes to training like a mummy with a crutch-
Tenten: ...I'm sorry?
Neji: -Boink--Blink- I made it.
Tenten: -Glomps-
Neji: ^^ (Thinks: OW...Aw...ITAI...kuku...OUCH...=3)
-Two Weeks later-
Tenten: -Going to go see Neji's first game-
Tenten: I still wonder why Neji's getting so beaten up...
Tenten: -Sits next to a bunch of perverts-
Tenten: ...
Tenten: -Sees Neji in a football hat-
Tenten: =3 Aww! He's so adorably huggable! x33
-Game starts-
Neji: -Tries to score touchdown-
Neji: -Gets tackeled and squished-
Neji: OW.
Tenten: O__o Why is Neji so little compared to everyone else? Dx
-Hour later into the game-
Neji: -Is tackeled and squished and crushed for the One Hundred Fifty Eigth time-OW! -Says 'OW!' for the Three Hundred sixteenth time--Is pissed for the ??????????????????############### time-
Tenten: -Is dead from Neji being crushed so many times and dies in horror-
Neji: I'VE HAD A FREAKING ENOUGH!
Opposing Football Team: -Tries to all gang up on Neji-
Neji: scream domokun evil HAKKESHOU KAITEN!!!
Opposing Football Team: -Flies-
>In the Background, is playing "I Believe I Can Fly"<
Neji: evil domokun scream HAKKE ROKKU JYUU YONSHOU!!!
Opposing Football Team: -Flies and lands in hospital-
Perverts: -Trying to get inside Tenten because she fainted from fatigue-
Neji: -Leaps up to where Perverts are--Stands in front of Tenten-
Perverts: HEY. Stop interrupting!
Neji: scream domokun evil STAY AWAY FROM TENTEN [ MY GIRL!!!]
Perverts: SO WHAT IF YOU'RE A FREAKING FOOTBALL PLAYER! YOU GET SQUISHED LIKE A BUG! I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOU!
Neji: -Tips Annoying Football Helmet a bit to reveal Ninja Headband-
Perverts: SO! YOU'RE PROBABLY A GENIN! WE'RE ALL CHUUNIN!
Neji: (Thinks: Man...what a humiliation...they're all shinobi?)
Perverts: -Try to get into Tenten while Neji is in a deep pondering state-
Neji: HEY!
Perverts: -Ignores Neji-
Neji: HAKKESHOU KAITEN!!!
Perverts: -Flies-
Neji: HAKKE HYAKU NIJUHACHI SHOU!!!
Perverts: -Flies and Dies- [Hey, that rhymes! =D]
Neji: -Takes Tenten over his shoulder and moves to Jamaica. And then to China, since Jamaica was vacation. BD
Sasuke: O__o Was that Neji?
Naruto: o__O You're kidding me...that was Neji!!
Sasuke: Naruto?! What are you doing here?
Naruto: Sasuke?! What the hell are you doing here?
Sasuke/Naruto: T___T Oh, and Hinata/Sakura made me join in exchange for a...
-Coughcough- Geez. That sure was lamely gay. Dx
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:40 am
This is my first skit,I hope you like it smile
Tenten-Neji?
Neji-What is it Tenten?
Tenten-Will you try my new recipe,please?It's Curry.
Neji-Ok then*Trys Curry*
Tenten-Do you like it?
Neji-*Turns bright red*Water!Water!!!Hot Hot!!!!
Tenten-I think I put tooooo much Extra Hot Jalapeno Sauce(Note~I think that how you spell Jalapeno)
Neji-*Finds water*That better,that was way to hot
Tenten-Sorry Neji,I think I should tasted it first
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:23 pm
Iia xD I don't know if people have already wrote something like though. Hmm. It all depends.
*at Team Gai's training grounds. Tenten did not arrive yet.*
Neji: *runs up to Lee* Lee! ninja
Lee: *stops stretching* Yes?
Neji: Look what I found! *holds out a thick book*
Lee: Hm....What is it?
Neji: TENTEN'S BABY PICTURES! 4laugh
Lee: o.o...Where'd you get that?
Neji: Tenten always keeps her bedroom window unlocked.
Lee: ...So the stalking is going good.
Neji: Yup! *sits on the ground and opens it up* Look Look!
Lee: *sits down and looks* Awwww! <3333
*an hour later*
Lee: ^O^ It's her first birthday! Look at the cake on her face! How adorable!
Neji: *snickering* Aw. <3
Tenten: I was a cute baby, huh?
Lee: o-o
Neji: O-O
Both: *slowly turn around*
Tenten: *has the I'm-going-to-slit-your-throats-and-burn-you-on-a-stake look*
Lee: *cough* ...
Neji: *looks at Lee, then back at Tenten* Um-
Lee: NEJI DID IT! gonk *runs at his top speed*
Tenten: *grabs a kunai*
Neji: ._.;;; *gulps* Um...*scoots backward* Uh...
Tenten: *takes a step forward* Any last words, Hyuuga Neji?
Neji: >> << >> ;___; Iloveyou?
Tenten: DIE NEJI DIE! *throws the kunai*
Neji: *screams like a girl and runs*
Tenten: Hehe. *puts up her kunai, and picks up her photo album* Revenge is a dirty word in my dictonary, Neji. *takes out a picture book with "Neji's Baby Years" written on it* Now let's how cute YOU were on your first birthday. *cackles evilly and sits on the ground to read*
*Another hour later*
Lee: *hiding in a bush* ;-; T-t-tenten is sc-scary.
Neji: *clinging to Lee* T____________T Idon'twannadieIdon'twannadieI'mtooyoundtodieI'mtooprettytodie. *rocks back and forth in the fetal position*
*meanwhile*
Tenten: x3 AWWWWWW, look how Key-YOOT! *flips the page again* ...HAHA! xD Look at his barney pajamas! <333 That was Hillarious!!!! smile .Your a great writer.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:22 pm
*crawls to forum* xp Im gonna die laughing, you are all to blame!! scream
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:18 pm
All of these skits are funny! In fact, I think I cried for about an hour afterwards when I read the first 5 pages...
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:29 pm
(I wrote this in a diffrent guild and I liked it so much I had to post it here.)
Tenten Is walking around town shopping.
Tenten: So many things i need to buy.
Sakura: Hey! Tenten!
Tenten sad thinking) Oh great
Tenten: Hi Sakura
Sakura: like What brings you out here?
Tenten sad thinking) I'm obviously shopping
Tenten: Just doing some erins
Sakura: Like that sounds so awesome.
Ino: Hey Sakura, Tenten
Tenten sad thinking) Great just what I needed
Tenten: Hey Ino.
Ino: You know what Tenten you'd look less like a tomboy if you laid your hairdown like a normal girl.
Sakura: Like your so right.
Tenten sad thinking) You can kiss my...
Tenten: Oh really I guess I should try that sometime.
Temari: Well hello
Tenten sad thinking) my day just keeps getting worse doesn't it?
Temari: Well if it isn't the loser.
Tenten sad thinking) You beat one time, and you had to use a big fan so shut up
Tenten: hello.
Temari: A loser like you should be bowing down to me.
Tenten sad thinking) Well a *%&$ like you should keep her cocky mouth shut!
Hinata: H-Hey everyone
Tenten: OH LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE ALL I WANTED TO DO IS GO SHOPPING WITTHOUT PEOPLE BOTHERING ME!!!!!!
(walks away in anger.)
Temari: What's her problem?
Sakura: like I don't know.
Ino: Did you girls notice how ugly she looks when she yells?
Sakura: Like I so noticed that.
please don;t ask how I came up with that.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:28 am
There's so many good skits that they have motivated me to trying one myself...so here I go:
Neji and Tenten return from a mission.
Tenten: So that mission went pretty well I think.
Neji: *nods in agreement*
Lee: *runs up to Neji & Tenten huffing and puffing* Run! You guys have to run for your lives NOW!
Tenten: Lee? What's wrong?
Neji: Why do we need to run?
Lee: Because of that.* Points to a large brown ball of dust in the distance*
Neji: BYAKUGAN!... eek
Tenten: So what is it Neji?
Neji: Run. Tenten. NOW.
Tenten: What? Why?
Neji: There's a large group of people running this way.
Tenten: ?
Lee: It's your fanclubs, Neji, Tenten.
Tenten: But we have restraining orders against each member of our fanclubs.
Lee: Well...Sasuke and Sakura just got together yesterday. crying Ino and Shikamaru the day before. And Naruto and Hinata the day before that.
*Neji and Tenten look at each other* RUN!
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:01 pm
XD These are so funny. I've been reading them all afternoon.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:42 pm
I think I'll give another shot at a skit:
Neji & Tenten are running for their lives from their crazy fans.
Neji: *grabs Tenten* Here.
*Turns and ducks into an alley*
Tenten: What do we do now Neji?
Neji: *thinks* ...
Tenten: *continues* We can't hide here forever.
Neji: But we can delay them until we can think of something better.
Tenten: How?
Neji: Copy Naruto. Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! *forms a shadow clone of himself*
Tenten: Good idea. Kage Bunshin no Justu! *forms a shadow clone of herself*
*Clones run out into open and fans follow screaming*
Tenten: Phew, that was close. That should keep them occupied for awhile. Now what? It'll take months if not years to get those restraining orders on each member. It was easier when we were younger. We just gradually obtained restraining orders as more people joined, but now we have a huge herd!
Neji: I think we should head to the source of our troubles.
Tenten: And who would those be?
Neji: The new lovebirds. I've been itching to get a rematch with Naruto. Not to mention, how dare he date Hinata-same while I'm gone. As for Sasuke, I never did get a match with him.
Tenten: And I suppose you want to get Shikamaru for being Chuunin first and obtaining the title of genius.
Neji: I have nothing against Shikamaru. Besides, being with that troublesome harpy sounds like enough of a punishment for him.
Tenten: sweatdrop True.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:02 pm
Here is another I just came up with smile Chirstmas Theme smile
Neji-*Walks out of house*
Tenten-Happy Holiday's,Neji smile
Neji-*Starts Blushing*
Tenten-Neji?Why are you blushing?
Neji-Umm,uhh,*Runs inside house*
Tenten-*Runs behind bush*
Neji-I back!Here Ten..Tenten?Where are you?
Elf..I mean Tenten smile -Hi Neji smile Here 3nodding *Gives present to Neji*
Neji-Thanks Tenten,here*Gives a present to Tenten*
Lee-*Comes up to them*Hi you two! smile
Tenten and Neji- mad Go Lee!Go away!
Lee-Ok then.
Tenten-Now that he is gone,where were we?Oh yeah!Open your present right now,Neji smile
Neji-Ok,but you have to open yours too!
Tenten-Ok smile
*Both open presents and Tenten get's pie thrown in her face by something in the box and Neji get hit in the face by a boxing glove on a spring and both get knocked out cold.
Lee-Hahaha!!Gotcha!
Tenten and Neji-*Wake up and chase Lee all over the yard*YOUR GOING DOWN LEE!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:11 pm
Heres one:
Neji: *hides in a bunch of bushes next to Lees bed*
TenTen: *walks in* Ok. Im here to check up on Lee like sensei told me to.
Neji: *runs to another bush in front of TenTen*
TenTen: I think Nejis here.....
Neji: *eyes shift* BYAKUGAAN!!! *uses the byakuugan to look through TenTens clothes*
TenTen: *sees Neji* *sighs* This is why you never let a Hyuuga into a strip bar. *walks away*
Neji: *follows TenTen*
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:11 pm
To The World You're Just One Person...
OMG! I love all of these skits! They could keep me laughing for hours! lol
...But To One Person You Could Mean The World
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:54 pm
*neji and tenten was walking with lee in a trip*
lee: nejii! i want your eyes! right now!
tenten-neji: eek stare
lee: is like you can she trought anything! fantastic! yeah yeah!!
neji:*i can se trough anything??!! eek , *
neji:byakugan!*tenten! omg!! open his eyes whee *
lee:*was in front of him* what are you doing neji?
neji: eek gonk stressed o my good! lee waaa my poor eyes! wth i dont wanna see you! i wanna see tenten!
tenten: xp you perv..! scream
it wasnt tha cool but i liked xD
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:05 pm
Tenten_Fan41 Nandru_San animegoddess49 JhonnyRaincloud fuzzy_momo :Tenten Faints: :Neji Catches: Inner Neji: Go on Touch them Neji: What? Inner Neji: She's unconcious. . . Neji: But I couldn't... Inner Neji: But look there so round and soft Neji: ... ninja Ok! :Reaches out: :Tenten Slowly wakes up: Tenten: NEJI! Neji: redface Uh . . I was just. . . Tenten: We both agreed that if i could't touch your hair then you can't touch mine! me three me 4! :3 Me 5
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