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Calamity Trigger

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:32 pm


How about a kung fu monkey high on exstacy?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:24 am


Tatsuya_Kawajiri
DarklingGlory
Tat aggressive? Nooooo he's all cute and fuzzy blaugh

So what's your advice for dealing with say three crazy psychos on crystal meth?



Pull out a guitar and soothe them with a cool jazz melody.

Either that or put your head between your legs and kiss your a** goodbye...

DarklingGlory
Crew


Jaeger Chasse

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:45 am


Oh. I was expecting actual advice here. Nevermind.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:25 am


Calamity-Rato
How about a kung fu monkey high on exstacy?


Implausible, but if they did exist, you should combat them with superior Techno-Fu.

Tatsuya_Kawajiri


DarklingGlory
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:41 am


Calamity-Rato
How about a kung fu monkey high on exstacy?

But kungfu monkeys high on extasy would be too busy hugging each other and telling everybody how much they loved them to fight anybody..
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:49 am


ah yes techno fu XD great master of the computer sound art XD

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duskydawn

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:48 pm


DarklingGlory
Tat aggressive? Nooooo he's all cute and fuzzy blaugh


YAY! *glomps Tatsuya and huggles him*

Come to think of it.... best defence against being tightly hugged from behind by total weirdos?
PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:24 am


duskydawn
DarklingGlory
Tat aggressive? Nooooo he's all cute and fuzzy blaugh


YAY! *glomps Tatsuya and huggles him*

Come to think of it.... best defence against being tightly hugged from behind by total weirdos?

Use your chi on them. Try not to kill them with the fireball or you might get in trouble

DarklingGlory
Crew


Tatsuya_Kawajiri

PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:26 pm


duskydawn
DarklingGlory
Tat aggressive? Nooooo he's all cute and fuzzy blaugh


YAY! *glomps Tatsuya and huggles him*

Come to think of it.... best defence against being tightly hugged from behind by total weirdos?


Dude, Easy. Just Jump back wards and land on 4 inch spikes, that way he get killed, but you don't, because they're only 4 inches. Easy breezy.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:48 am


Thank you, Tatsuya! I don't know where I would be without your wise words of advice!

How would you go about, say, killing an irritatingly seedy old man while making it look like an accident?

duskydawn


Tatsuya_Kawajiri

PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:41 pm


duskydawn
Thank you, Tatsuya! I don't know where I would be without your wise words of advice!

How would you go about, say, killing an irritatingly seedy old man while making it look like an accident?


How old?
PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:31 am


Like, fugly-bearded-science-teacher old. I dunno. Let's say 65. How to kill, how to kill...

duskydawn


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:49 pm


How would one going about defending again Evangellion unit 1 who like went all berserk and started stepping on puppies and Martial artists? Oh ya and undead baby jesus is on one of its shoulders and bruce lee as a Lich on the other shoulder and all of them have big machine guns?
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:24 pm


bondage bunnie
How would one going about defending again Evangellion unit 1 who like went all berserk and started stepping on puppies and Martial artists? Oh ya and undead baby jesus is on one of its shoulders and bruce lee as a Lich on the other shoulder and all of them have big machine guns?


Yeah, I'm not ******** going to even attempt to answer this, as all it is is faggotry.

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Like, fugly-bearded-science-teacher old. I dunno. Let's say 65. How to kill, how to kill...


Scare him, heart attack.

Tatsuya_Kawajiri


duskydawn

PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:52 pm


*catches a bird-eating spider and slips it into my homework* I love my Australian wildlife.
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