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Lime Green Snail

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:23 pm


How do you tell someone, to go away and leave you alone, with your beliefs. Some are so persistant and those of which are your friends you don't want to just tell them you think they are some crazy lunatic.
They honestly believe if they don't save you you'll go to hell.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:38 pm


Tell them that their god will punish them for abusing others.
Works for me.

Existence of Self


Redem
Captain

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:46 am


In real life I just ignore them, much like everyone else does, online... depends on my mood.

Sometimes I ignore them, other times I use their bible against them, other times I simply laugh in their faces and drop a few tons of facts on their heads that contradict their interpretation of their texts.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:55 am


Piss off and may your God go with you.

It's your god, your rules, you go to hell.

Lime Green Snail


shadowpunk360

PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:40 am


if they say ur going to hell what i say is "its your hell you go burn in it"
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:20 pm


"Your hell. You can burn in it, thanks."

or

"Didn't your god tell you not to judge others?"

Nicky McCloud


Lime Green Snail

PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:46 am


arh, funny stuff. Anyone got anymore?
PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:09 pm


Well, I have a few friends that are Jesus-freaks and whenever they begin preaching to me I tell them " You know, I may not agree with your beliefs, but I don't try to force my personal views on you, so please extend me the same courtesy."

GoG Anon

Invisible Giver


Lime Green Snail

PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:33 pm


Yeah that's always a nice way of doing things, and to me makes sense.
To them though it's their duty to save you and will continue to annoy you.
I don't see anyway to solve this issue other than with violence.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:09 am


This is from a TV show in Australia, but they have a dude who is in America for some reason who does stuff. Chaser's War on Everything.

That is what you do!! Come onto them!! Notice how he pissed right off?

Or when those witness people come to your house, spray them with a hose. It works!

Even creep them out like "When I am at my home sacrificing chickens, do I call you up and ask you to join in to try and convert you? No, so piss off moleman!!!"

Waste their time. When they tell you about their beliefs, ask them a heap of questions, seem really interested and when they ask you to join say "Oh ******** no!!! Sounds like s**t and I don't know how you can waste your time with that crap man!!"

enchanted_mud


Game Phreak Zero

PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:56 pm


I engage anyone who puts their beliefs on me in debate wheter they are my friend or not. I use the using facts to prove them wrong method. I like to debate.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:03 pm


enchanted_mud
This is from a TV show in Australia, but they have a dude who is in America for some reason who does stuff. Chaser's War on Everything.

That is what you do!! Come onto them!! Notice how he pissed right off?

Or when those witness people come to your house, spray them with a hose. It works!

Even creep them out like "When I am at my home sacrificing chickens, do I call you up and ask you to join in to try and convert you? No, so piss off moleman!!!"

Waste their time. When they tell you about their beliefs, ask them a heap of questions, seem really interested and when they ask you to join say "Oh ******** no!!! Sounds like s**t and I don't know how you can waste your time with that crap man!!"
That Fred Phelps guy would be funny if he wasn't serious. I do wonder how he could know that all the people in the Pentagon who died were fay, because that's grounds for termination of employment in the military. Maybe he knew them...in the Biblical sense.

Game Phreak Zero


Martian Princess

PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:53 am


Personally, I have always found that saying, "I've come to terms with the possibility that I may spend eternity standing on my head in a lake of feces... And you know, I'm okay with it," always gets the desired reaction.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:43 am


Martian Princess
Personally, I have always found that saying, "I've come to terms with the possibility that I may spend eternity standing on my head in a lake of feces... And you know, I'm okay with it," always gets the desired reaction.


LOL! This is my favourite so far...although standing at a lake of feaces...hmm

Lime Green Snail

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