I have a magical, ever-burning pit in which I throw puppyshippers into. The pit is flaming at the bottom, eternally burning puppyshiping doujinshi and fanfictions. The fanart is locked in safes in the pit in various places. The only reason they don't burn is because I, as an artist myserlf, would be devestated to see my work destroyed. HOWEVER. People don't need to be seeing the crap, so I might as well throw it down where no one will ever see the horrid things.
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