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 Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:58 am
68 Questions With No Answers.
1. If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?
2. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
3. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
4. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
5. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
parachutes?
6. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited
there?
7. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
8. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
9. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
mornings?
10. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
locks on the doors?
11. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
12. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to
the pan?
13. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it
from a height, what would happen?
14. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when
you turn on the headlights?
15. You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
16. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
17. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
18. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
20. What is the speed of dark?
21. How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
22. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
23. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting
out of the water?
24. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
(The rest are coming.)
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:55 am
I can answer some of these actually... (Only because I know thiss will get you so mad xd )
5. Why are there flotation devices under the plane seats instead of parachutes?
Because if we crash in the water, a parachute is not gonna help us float.
7. Do you need a silencer if you are going to kill a mime?
Yes you do, you still make to make sure no one hears your gun go off.
23. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Um, that makes ABSOLUTELY no sense what so ever... 3nodding
There, that about covers what he has so far... 3nodding xd
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:53 pm
CooperTeam I can answer some of these actually... (Only because I know thiss will get you so mad xd ) 5. Why are there flotation devices under the plane seats instead of parachutes? Because if we crash in the water, a parachute is not gonna help us float. 7. Do you need a silencer if you are going to kill a mime? Yes you do, you still make to make sure no one hears your gun go off. 23. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? Um, that makes ABSOLUTELY no sense what so ever... 3nodding There, that about covers what he has so far... 3nodding xd You don't always crash in water. and your purposely taking it to seriously, they are just funny thoughts xp
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:50 pm
yall are funny, but those questions consider logic thought and humorous answers xd
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Paine_Lovely128 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:55 pm
I actually know people who could answer these questions and sound somewhat convincing too. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:16 pm
I've got one: Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:21 am
Here's one for you...
There are no knowns, no unkowns, no known knowns, no unknown knowns, but there ARE unknown unknowns. 3nodding xd
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:04 pm
Here are the rest.
25. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
26. When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket
signs?
27. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
28. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
29. If builders are afraid to have a 13th floor, then why aren't book
publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
30. How can there be self-help groups?
31. Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
32. Where are Preparations A through G?
33. Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
34. If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
35. When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder
why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
36. What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
37. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon
called a yellow?
38. Hermits have no peer pressure.
39. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore
like an idiot.
40. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
41. Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
42. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
43. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
44. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
45. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their
lights off?
46. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
47. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
48. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?
49. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
50. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
51. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
52. What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats
only endangered plants?
53. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
54. Is it possible to be totally partial?
55. What's another word for thesaurus?
56. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
57. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
58. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
59. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
60. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
61. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
62. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste
funny?
63. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
64. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the
Special Olympics?
65. Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
66. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
67. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
68. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:47 am
Lightbringer2929 25. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? That's...a good question... sweatdrop Lightbringer2929 35. When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? Lightbringer2929 43. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Probably. xd Lightbringer2929 56. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? I've always wondered that myself... neutral
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:29 pm
I've got another one: Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "See that bird there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt."
On an off-topic note, my friend has a shirt that says, "Please shower before entering the gene pool." xd xd xd
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