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Sara Lee Cheesecake

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:59 pm


Have any of your friends or family ever just out of nowhere told you something that you really didn't need to know, i.e. that they have to pee or that they are horny or something?

...That just happened to me. My friend IMed me for the specific purpose of telling me her cat was humping her bed. Didn't need to know that, Amanda...  
PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:57 pm


Bed? Pah. This stupid kitty's humping my face. And won't stop. sad

I've got plenty of examples. Most, I'd rather not share. Some go past the PG-13 rule >.>

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:13 pm


That seems to be the main intention of most of my female friends offline...>_>
PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:32 pm


I was at the car, about to go into the supermarket, when mom started doing her calculations as to what type of pads she needed. Then, she told me why she needed that size. I stopped her short. I only need to know what type you need, not how heavy your flow is, or if they sometimes go off to the side of the panty....

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JewelsSparkle

PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:16 am


People have told me plenty of things I didn't want to know. But I've gotten my own back.

I once told a guy I was seeing (in confidence, of course) that I'd never had an orgasm. He then told all his friends & they (especially one in particular) started cracking jokes & making fun of me! They even bought me a slice of cake called "orgasm cake" as a joke.

I promptly threw it in the bin & stormed off.

Months later I was dating a different guy (of course!) & had my first orgasm. The first thing I did was send a messgae to the guy who'd been picking on me the most (at 3am, mind you!) reading "Ha-ha, I just had one. Now shut up & leave me alone." (or something similar).

When he told me later that it wasn't something he needed to know, I just told him to deal with it. blaugh
PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:35 pm


JewelsSparkle wins this thread.

Today's "I did NOT need to know that" from me:

Telling a friend that I'm tired right as I'm about to start driving... Then later telling him I'm on an entire battery can of Jolt when I'm about to start driving. With him in the car both times. He was panicking. biggrin

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:59 pm


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