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 Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 6:48 pm
 THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! Introducing first...
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 2:13 am
I got an insane posse we ain't clowns though
I ain't a juggalo, but I always ******** juggle hoes
And maybe it's in my nature but I never wanna date her
But she's like a shot of vodka 'cause I always gotta chase her
What's the ******** problem with a one night stand?
I'm never gonna settle down you need to understand
And let me keep it simple I'm officially stable
And I won't miss you here's a tissue
I got issues believe me
And I always see my mommy in every woman I meet
But I hate my ******** mother ******** it's weak
So please believe me I'm a needy insecure ******** freak
And it ain't as easy or as dreamy as you thought it would be
Took her out dinner (yeah), went and tried to kiss her (okay)
Opened up my eyes the ******** b***h was checking twitter (what?)
Ladies, I ain't trying to be rude, but I'll never date a b***h who instagrams her ******** food
Oh, I lost my ******** mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an a*****e baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an a*****e baby "a*****e" by Ronnie Radke began to play from the PA system, another new song for the all too familiar CWA star Better Than You. The young rookie came out from the back, visually pissed off, which was somewhat new for him. Normally he looked angry and narcissistic, but not tonight. The wrestler made his way down the ramp and slid in under the bottom rope, pushing himself to his feet before screaming at Benny to give him the microphone and get out of the ring. The ring announcer could do nothing but listen, remembering what he had to deal with the show prior with Cyrus Leone. Better Than You. clutched his hand around the mic and looked at the booing crowd, fire being lit in his throat and head. "Shut up! I'm ANGRY! If there's anything you people should know about me by now, it's that I'm BETTER THAN YOU. I earned this title by becoming superior in physicality and mentality over the course of my nineteen years on this planet, and god dammit, I've proven it! I defeated Omega, who backstage, is apparently a well-liked veteran! Well, I saw his stupid promo last week, and he tried to call Justin Amaze the standard in Canada for being better than anyone else! Newsflash, you masked spot-monkey: IM CANADIAN, AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU! What's worse, is that last week, I got BEATEN! However, that Cyrus Leone had to go and do it by way of a FLUKE! You don't get to be a veteran in this business without, at some point, finding out exactly how to win matches you don't deserve to win. I'm the youngest guy on this roster, I'm one of the youngest in the business, and I've got these dudes that don't know when their time is up. Now I'm here tonight, not in the main event competing for a shot at the CWA Championship, and instead stuck here tonight in a match up with...Kelly King? That dude is like, fifty or something! How the hell does his body even WORK? What the hell, does he run on steam? This is ridiculous, but whatever, if I have to beat on a geriatric so bad that I nearly kill him, so be it. Maybe it'll show the powers that be that putting old men against me is the way to destroy this business. With that said...I've got one more thing to address. Daaaaaallaaaaaaaas. Oh, Dallas...Last show, don't worry. I don't blame you for acting the way you did. I'm not upset. I understand, you've got a lot going on. However...You can't keep avoiding me forever. I know you're in the main event. I might just have to show up...you know, cheer you on...or perhaps FORCE you to give me my answer. I look forward to being on top of you...one way or another. I'M GONNA PROVE THAT MY LOVE IS TRUE....BECAUSE I'M BETTER...THAN...YO-"
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:58 pm
Counting All The Assholes In The Room
Well I'm Definitely Not Alone... Well I'm Not Alone.
You're A Liar You're A Cheater You're A Fool
Well That's Just Like Me Ooohoo. And I Know You Too
Mr. Perfect Don't Exist My Little Friend
And I Tell You That Again, And I Do It Again
Counting All The Assholes In The Room
Well I'm Definitely Not Alone. Well I'm Not Alone. [Introducing his opponent, The One True King... Kelly King 2.0!]
The lights came back on with the theme song, flashing, strobing, littering the park area with gold and white and red. Pyro detonated on from the fixture above the stage that allowed it to rain down King's customary firey rain upon him. King, of course, stood right where he was, hopping up and down on his feet. He passed through the sparks, King took off his mask and his hat on the stage, gently tossing them away, definitely no where in range of the fans. The fans were cheering the legend in a way that fans usually cheered someone who they hadn't seen in a while. They were very excited to see King in action on a normal television show, something that hadn't happened week to week in several months.
King walked with purpose down to the ring, looking brisk and healthy as he moved his way around the ring to the steel steps, waltzing his way up into the ring and putting his hand on the top rope. He looked at BTY and frowned at his ridiculous name, face, general personality, and extreme inexperience. King stepped into the ring, putting his foot on the bottom rope and launching himself into the center of the ring like someone much younger than him might do. It almost seemed as though he was trying to look younger than he was. But the gray hairs on his head weren't exactly helping his case anymore.
2.0 went to his favorite corner and stood up on the middle rope, launching his arms out in a taunt to garner excitement from the crowd, hoping to use it as an energy source for the upcoming match. He jumped down onto the ring mat, wiggling his surgically repaired right leg as he did, and looked at Better than You.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:42 pm
Better Than You. seethed with anger as the legendary Kelly King 2.0 made his way out to the ring, subsequently interrupting Better Than You. The One True King's entrance brought the fans to their feet and wound them up, crushing the feelings of boredom that Better Than You. had instilled with them. 2.0 made his way down the ramp indeed with purpose, here to kick some a** like he always had throughout his career against an arrogant kid, one of many that he'd seen and beat during his travels across the world. King worked the crowd the usual way, scaling a turnbuckle and warming them up, preparing them for a beat down. 2.0 hopped down from the turnbuckle and started to shake himself free, eyeing down his opponent. Better Than You. was still as angry as he was when he was first interrupted. "Pffft...You poor, ignorant old man. You think you're fooling these people? Convincing them that you're fine, that you're some sot of spry youngster, ready to go at it for twenty minutes with the BEST in the game? Well, if anything, that should be the biggest telltale sign that you're full of it, you're old and you know it...you're senile. You're losing it. Old man, your glory days are THROUGH...time to pass the torch to someone BETTER...THAN...YOU." Better Than You. tossed away the microphone, fans booing him and quickly starting a "Lets Go King!" chant. To them, there was no truth in anything that the young Canadian had just spouted. To King, though? Time would tell. The ref looked to both men who each signaled they were ready, and the bell was called for!
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 6:04 pm
King listened to Better than You talk and as the young man threw his microphone from his hand, King reached out to try and take it from the air, barely missing. He snapped his fingers in disappointment, before turning back to BTY to get ready for their match, ready for a collar and elbow tie up when the bell rang.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:58 am
Better Than You. and Kelly King locked up, the two men of similar stature. Same height, but Better Than You. weighed around thirty pounds more than King, and could very well have a strength advantage over his veteran opponent. With fire in his eyes that was shared among all rookies, the young Canadian tried to shove back King with all of his might and break the tie up, to display just how strong he truly was!
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 1:07 pm
King was tossed back, rolling onto his back and over through to his knees, ending up falling on his butt in the corner. He grabbed the ropes and looked up at BTY and sucked on his teeth for a moment. This wasn't too new for King but every time this happened, it was always a bit a of a puzzle figuring out how to deal with it.
King got up in the corner and walked towards his opponent, trying to offer another lock up.
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