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 Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:56 pm
MQ clicks his pinchers happily as he scuttles up and down the beach. What a glorious day to be a crab. The damp sand felt great under his crabby foot appendages as he splashed around in the saltwater. He had considered molting his skin today, but the weather was just too nice to be spent cramped up in a skin prison. Splashing along, MQ keeps a look out for new a shell to move into. 
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:54 pm
2.0 slowly and menacingly comes out of his shell, so as to make sure that MQ knows it's not for sale.
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ProtoWolf 2.0 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:04 pm
MQ sighs as 2.0 shows off his fancy shell. One day... Undeterred, MQ decides to post up at a populated part of the beach. Placing his larger claw in front of him, he waits for the ladies to notice. cool cool cool
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:10 pm
2.0 classes it up. If he had a dollar for every lady who found him unattractive, they would find him attractive.
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ProtoWolf 2.0 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:39 pm
Freakshow sits alone on the beach in his shell. Only instead of a shell it was a glass bottle because of pollution. None of the other crabs wanted to talk to him because he was inside of a glass bottle instead of a shell. Sometimes he thought about just ending it all but didn't have the means to do so because he was just a hermit crab. A hermit crab inside of a glass bottle instead of a shell. 
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:46 pm
Cartwright was bored of his old shell. He wanted something new. Something bigger. Something swagtastic. He makes his way on to the land and finds an amazing new home for himself.
Unfortunately, another hermit crab is currently residing in the home that Cartwright The Crab wants. Cartwright stabs the other crab in the eye with his claw, blinding the innocent little fellow. Cartwright easily disposes of the other hermit crab, successfully stealing his home.
What a fine day it is to be a hermit crab. https://youtu.be/0jZe_VGLRYI
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:57 pm
Dallas peeps out of her pretty shell to see what all the commotion is.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:22 pm
All was fine in the Crab Universe for the peaceful hermit crab named Trent. That was until the cheap, conniving, crusty hermit crab named Cartwright the Crab came along. Young Trent would be resting in his beautiful shell, watching his fellow crabs walk along the beach that everyone resided in, when all of a sudden that no-good, dirty Cartwright blindsided the restful Trent and stole his shell right from under the nose that he did not have!
What under-handed crab would do such a thing? Once Trent the Crab saw the thief with his shell, he would give chase to the crooked crab who will receive the hot claws of which Trent was ready to serve!
"Come back here, you crab-scallion!"
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:29 pm
Cartwright The Crab has what he wants. He has his new home. Which he stole from Trent. Cartwright The Crab has everything that he wants from Trent. Trent should take Cartwright The Crabs old home, which he also stole, from a crab named Freakshow many moons ago. Trent doesn't look good in the buff, my fellow crustaceans. Cartwright The Crab does what any other crab would do in this situation, when confronted by an angry homeless crab, he runs away from the hobo hermit.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:29 pm
Salem was relaxing on the beach, minding his own business while bathing in the nice summer sun, when a scurrying Crabwright strutted by in a fancy new shell. Salem peeked out from his shell, observing as Trent scuttled after him, pursuing the crustacean that had made him homeless. Yawning, Salem closed his eyestalks afterward, stretching his legs out to continue enjoying his afternoon.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:03 am
As a group of young people pack up their towels and coolers and leave the beach, crab MQ scuttles up to the remains of a party site. There were empty cans and cigarette butts scattered on the sand and for a moment MQ considered moving into a Natty Ice can until... he saw it. Finally, crab MQ found the perfect shell. 
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 7:15 am
Crab Hiro was getting mad. He waddled over to a broken shell that was surprisingly in the shape of a mega phone. He lifted it up to his mouth, yelling out to his crab brethren around the beach. "WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU DID THIS, IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Hiro's shell was gone. Replacing it? An abomination of man. He wanted revenge.
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