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 Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:29 pm
Oh, s**t, we're being chased by something frightening that wants to kill us. Lets get to this one place where they won't follow us.
Why won't they follow us there?
Because there's something even more dangerous that the things chasing us will never ******** with over there.
Is it on our side?
No.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:09 am
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High-functioning Sex Symbol
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:53 pm
Ooooh, I like this Verin lady.
Brown Ajah all the ******** way.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:38 pm
For a woman dressed all in white, Selene raises a ******** of red flags.
Mythical woman dressed all in white disappearing whenever someone looks her way, only to then appear in front of the party in danger in a different world.
Knows everything about said world despite information on it being scarce as ********, along with a good grasp on a ridiculous amount of world history that a bunch of I'm assuming three hundred year old giants aren't aware of.
Says Rand had always been stubborn despite the fact that he had yet to do anything stubborn around her.
Speaks of Aes Sedai as if they're beneath her.
Spurs Rand on to use magic despite not being told anything of his various capabilities.
Shows no signs of fear whatsoever despite being set upon by a horde of gigantic bear frogs.
This b***h is evil, and most likely the one chick who boned Lews Therin that the weird prophecy thing was talking about.
Probably using illusion magic at all points in time. And probably has control over the bear frogs.
Ten Tar Valon marked gold pieces says that if you tried to stab her it wouldn't do shiiiiiit. And that you'd be better off if you tried 'cause it would force her to give up the facade.
No I'm not holding onto Mordeath's dagger. Sheesh.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:51 am
Cried when Robert Jordan died but Brandon Sanderson did a good job. We shall never know exactly how it should have been but I think they did the best that could have been done in that situation.
Glad to see you're enjoying it! The chapters/storyline where Mat is the focal point are my favorites.
Hope you like the rest of the series as much!
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:03 am
Really now?
All things considered, I like Mat the least. Whilst not everyone's particularly reasonable, with the exceptions of Verin and Perrin at this point, Mat's the only one who's demonstrated the capability for outright idiocy.
Oh, hey. We're in an ancient dead city that even Fades are terrified of. Better follow this suspicious man into the basement after the prospect of treasure.
And then lie to the person who's saved our asses multiple times by denying that I took a dagger.
Fool of a Took.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:28 pm
I don't think I'd be able to become an Aes Sedai.
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Disregarding the obvious gender ******** up some scary dude in a maze? No problem.
Running away from a life formed with some chick I had feelings for? Easy.
Abandoning my friends and family in a time where they need my assistance? ******** you bitches I'm going home. Also, what type of b***h decides that it's more painful to step away temporarily from some guy she has feelings for than it is to completely abandon your home town when someone is lording over them with force, keeping the children in a constant state of sickness, and murdering them?
Oh, hey, I've got a cool spouse and three kids. They're not dying, and all I need to do is walk through this silver archway, if it isn't an illusion I can be back in two shakes of a tail feather.
That's totally a more painful situation wherein my best friend's father got murdered by some b***h that's only there because I'm not. What the ******** know that Nynaeve isn't exactly a T, but damn. Get your ******** priorities in order.
Also, I said Brown Ajah before.
I take it back.
White Ajah totally ******** knowledge, man hating, healing, whoring(technically fighting), running around being weird, and politics.
Logic all the damn way.
Smallest and also the best. Boo ******** yah.
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:28 am
Oh he is a delightful idiot! But that's the fun! Plus the way things just work out for him is so amusing! The other two become rather... hummm... serious so I got a bit sick of their plots.
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:00 am
....
Huh.
There is a shortage of truly jovial characters, now't I think of it.
Though if I were to go with someone less serious, I think I'd prefer Egwene. Or the daughter-heir who I forgot the name of.
"Look, I know you're trespassing on royal property, which is an inherently dangerous thing to do, and you're trying to get away before the guards get to you, but no. I require you to sit down, shut up, and let me medicine you!"
Could only get better with magic, I say.
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:46 pm
Oh, yes. Nynaeve and Egwene are both about as intelligent as a basket of eggs. But Nynaeve's at least somewhat competent.
Egwene got b***h collared 'cause she didn't have the foresight to think something was wrong with the whole thing. How none of the four thought to themselves, "Hey, maybe I should tell the Amyrlin", I will never know.
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 2:39 pm
"I am called Lanfear, girl."
Nooooooo. Cooooooouldn't be.That's impoooooooooossible.
......
Why are you telling Min that, though? I mean, it's nice that you left that up in the air for half a book, but the self reveal isn't something I'd deem necessary.
I'd say called it, but lets be serious, it was obvious.
Sad about Ingtar, though. That one I didn't call.
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 5:51 pm
Why does Egwene seem so apathetic to the fact that Liandrin is a black ajah?
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:17 pm
These three are full of s**t.
"Oh, Perrin was always good with the girls."
"Chrissakes I'm terrible at this. Wish Rand was here. He was always good with women."
"Dammit, I wish Perrin were here. Or Mat. They could handle her."
"I can't handle her. Wish Perrin or Rand were here in my stead."
For ******** sake.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:55 pm
These Aes Sedai are kind of dumb, now that I think of it.
Black ajah are in the tower. They decide to go around not trusting any of their fellow mages.
When at the end of the day literally every Aes Sedai has an enchantment that makes it impossible to lie. The first thing the Amyrlin should do after hearing that there are black ajah among their number is call a cleansing wherein every sister is required to say one sentence.
"I am not of the black ajah".
And if their little enchantment actually functioned properly, every single member of the black ajah would be revealed, either by refusal to make the claim or admitting.
If they had even the slightest fear that the oaths had been dispelled, they could require the reapplication before the testimony.
Hell, it seems strange that they don't just randomly check. Make it a duty of the white ajah. Have them, from time to time, ask any given Aes Sedai "Do you walk in the light", to which the mandated response is "I am not of the black ajah".
No black ajah member would dare step foot in the tower after that.
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