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Scarletgreen
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:08 pm


Rya Dracosin
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Well, another wonderfully awkward conversation to make a response into. lol

I began my curiosities around the age of 8, i think. I had this bicycle seat shaped rock. Well... Lets just say I rubbed myself on that rock. It felt good. And it wasn't until I reached about the age of 15 before I realized that things were supposed to go INSIDE, and that I'd been doing it all wrong. I rarely used my fingers, because it hurt, so I used other random tube shaped objects.

To this day, I would rather have the real thing than to play with myself. I just can't really be satisfied on my own.

ninja

And I do agree. Vaginas are weird looking... rather gross in some cases...


To me, I think v****a may be on the same ugly factor as ballsack.

...Why is it that everything you write immediately sucks me in? Honestly I can never get myself off with insertion. Sometimes with my boobs but...I know what you mean on that level.


Some ballsacks are nice when they're not all saggy and look like a wet bag of prunes or something...

And I have to have the whole series of sensations, including smell, that's crucial as well. It's kinda gross, but honestly, the best orgasm is one where all your senses are taken over and stimulated.


Agreed. To be fair, visuals don't really do much for me. But sounds? Whew.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:14 pm


Scarletgreen
Rya Dracosin
Scarletgreen
Rya Dracosin
Well, another wonderfully awkward conversation to make a response into. lol

I began my curiosities around the age of 8, i think. I had this bicycle seat shaped rock. Well... Lets just say I rubbed myself on that rock. It felt good. And it wasn't until I reached about the age of 15 before I realized that things were supposed to go INSIDE, and that I'd been doing it all wrong. I rarely used my fingers, because it hurt, so I used other random tube shaped objects.

To this day, I would rather have the real thing than to play with myself. I just can't really be satisfied on my own.

ninja

And I do agree. Vaginas are weird looking... rather gross in some cases...


To me, I think v****a may be on the same ugly factor as ballsack.

...Why is it that everything you write immediately sucks me in? Honestly I can never get myself off with insertion. Sometimes with my boobs but...I know what you mean on that level.


Some ballsacks are nice when they're not all saggy and look like a wet bag of prunes or something...

And I have to have the whole series of sensations, including smell, that's crucial as well. It's kinda gross, but honestly, the best orgasm is one where all your senses are taken over and stimulated.


Agreed. To be fair, visuals don't really do much for me. But sounds? Whew.


Now see, there are certain things that can get me. But once my senses get going, oh god, I feel sorry for the neighbors who have to hear. XD

Once you find your mental sweet spot, things are never the same XD


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:27 pm


Rya Dracosin
Scarletgreen
Rya Dracosin
Scarletgreen
Rya Dracosin
Well, another wonderfully awkward conversation to make a response into. lol

I began my curiosities around the age of 8, i think. I had this bicycle seat shaped rock. Well... Lets just say I rubbed myself on that rock. It felt good. And it wasn't until I reached about the age of 15 before I realized that things were supposed to go INSIDE, and that I'd been doing it all wrong. I rarely used my fingers, because it hurt, so I used other random tube shaped objects.

To this day, I would rather have the real thing than to play with myself. I just can't really be satisfied on my own.

ninja

And I do agree. Vaginas are weird looking... rather gross in some cases...


To me, I think v****a may be on the same ugly factor as ballsack.

...Why is it that everything you write immediately sucks me in? Honestly I can never get myself off with insertion. Sometimes with my boobs but...I know what you mean on that level.


Some ballsacks are nice when they're not all saggy and look like a wet bag of prunes or something...

And I have to have the whole series of sensations, including smell, that's crucial as well. It's kinda gross, but honestly, the best orgasm is one where all your senses are taken over and stimulated.


Agreed. To be fair, visuals don't really do much for me. But sounds? Whew.


Now see, there are certain things that can get me. But once my senses get going, oh god, I feel sorry for the neighbors who have to hear. XD

Once you find your mental sweet spot, things are never the same XD


I can't even remember why I asked this, but I'm certainly not regretting it. lol
PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:56 pm


Scarletgreen
Rya Dracosin
Scarletgreen
Rya Dracosin
Scarletgreen
Rya Dracosin
Well, another wonderfully awkward conversation to make a response into. lol

I began my curiosities around the age of 8, i think. I had this bicycle seat shaped rock. Well... Lets just say I rubbed myself on that rock. It felt good. And it wasn't until I reached about the age of 15 before I realized that things were supposed to go INSIDE, and that I'd been doing it all wrong. I rarely used my fingers, because it hurt, so I used other random tube shaped objects.

To this day, I would rather have the real thing than to play with myself. I just can't really be satisfied on my own.

ninja

And I do agree. Vaginas are weird looking... rather gross in some cases...


To me, I think v****a may be on the same ugly factor as ballsack.

...Why is it that everything you write immediately sucks me in? Honestly I can never get myself off with insertion. Sometimes with my boobs but...I know what you mean on that level.


Some ballsacks are nice when they're not all saggy and look like a wet bag of prunes or something...

And I have to have the whole series of sensations, including smell, that's crucial as well. It's kinda gross, but honestly, the best orgasm is one where all your senses are taken over and stimulated.


Agreed. To be fair, visuals don't really do much for me. But sounds? Whew.


Now see, there are certain things that can get me. But once my senses get going, oh god, I feel sorry for the neighbors who have to hear. XD

Once you find your mental sweet spot, things are never the same XD


I can't even remember why I asked this, but I'm certainly not regretting it. lol


Haha, yeah, I've gotten a lot more open with my statements lately. I've dropped a lot of negativity in my life, so I'm a lot more expressive XD


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:14 pm


Rya Dracosin
Scarletgreen
Rya Dracosin
Scarletgreen
Rya Dracosin


Some ballsacks are nice when they're not all saggy and look like a wet bag of prunes or something...

And I have to have the whole series of sensations, including smell, that's crucial as well. It's kinda gross, but honestly, the best orgasm is one where all your senses are taken over and stimulated.


Agreed. To be fair, visuals don't really do much for me. But sounds? Whew.


Now see, there are certain things that can get me. But once my senses get going, oh god, I feel sorry for the neighbors who have to hear. XD

Once you find your mental sweet spot, things are never the same XD


I can't even remember why I asked this, but I'm certainly not regretting it. lol


Haha, yeah, I've gotten a lot more open with my statements lately. I've dropped a lot of negativity in my life, so I'm a lot more expressive XD


Good for you. Everyone should be more like that. 3nodding
I'm working on not rejecting compliments.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:28 am


Scarletgreen

Good for you. Everyone should be more like that. 3nodding
I'm working on not rejecting compliments.


It's hard for me to accept compliments, myself. I read something somewhere that if you reject a compliment it has negative connotations to the one who's making the compliment. Like their compliment is just not good enough for you or something. So I'm learning how to accept compliments.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:48 am


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I was going to ask " Why didn't you ask your mother" but then I remembered you're in the US.
The super prude and sexually frustrated country in the world.
lol


Har har har but my family is Irish and follows Irish/Dutch customs. However it's still awkward.
So your family runs around to bars, pick fights and give others a "Glasgow Smile"? emotion_awesome


That's actually more of a scottish thing. Nice try though. lol
Eh you're pretty much similar in that regard, only difference is that the Irish blew up English Pubs with nail bombs. surprised

On topic though, It honestly isn't that complicated for guys to realize how to masturbate. It's a very basic instinct. d**k gets hard, jerk the skin back and forth at a brisk pace, Imagine the white stuff shooting out lands on a woman, Or for some a man's, tongue, face or tits/chest.

Not exactly a hole with hidden erogenous zones where you need to dig around to find em.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:52 pm


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Scarletgreen
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I was going to ask " Why didn't you ask your mother" but then I remembered you're in the US.
The super prude and sexually frustrated country in the world.
lol


Har har har but my family is Irish and follows Irish/Dutch customs. However it's still awkward.
So your family runs around to bars, pick fights and give others a "Glasgow Smile"? emotion_awesome


That's actually more of a scottish thing. Nice try though. lol
Eh you're pretty much similar in that regard, only difference is that the Irish blew up English Pubs with nail bombs. surprised

On topic though, It honestly isn't that complicated for guys to realize how to masturbate. It's a very basic instinct. d**k gets hard, jerk the skin back and forth at a brisk pace, Imagine the white stuff shooting out lands on a woman, Or for some a man's, tongue, face or tits/chest.

Not exactly a hole with hidden erogenous zones where you need to dig around to find em.


Good point. I heard of a few guys thought that grew up in all female households. Only hearing of the concept "stick something in it", they unknowingly were deceived into sounding.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:00 am


I thought you were supposed to cover your dinky doo in flour and eggs and then sizzle it on a pan of vegetable oil and non-salty butter until golden brown.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:21 am


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I thought you were supposed to cover your dinky doo in flour and eggs and then sizzle it on a pan of vegetable oil and non-salty butter until golden brown.
Did Ed Gein tell you that? lol

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applemustardpie

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:15 am


Hahahah this thread.

YES! At first I was just sticking fingers down there, and
just moving them in and out and everywhere A LOT.
I had watched some hentai and the guy was doing the
girl like that and she just.. well they're not real but I thought
that was the right way. So when I did it, it just hurt in a bad
way and I never got turned on by it. I'd get wet, but I didn't
enjoy it .. Ever. And still, every time i was in the mood,
I'd do that.. and I thought when I stopped feeling turned on
meant that I had already came and was done. lelderp

Anyways the reaaaal right way for me is just to rub. I don't like
penetration at all. It's like trying to finger your earhole for me
so you can imagine how I felt, violently ramming the 'gina lol
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:17 am


Also, I forgot who said this but that smacking it with a cellphone was hilarious

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:20 pm


kero-chaaan
Also, I forgot who said this but that smacking it with a cellphone was hilarious


That was Insy. emotion_awesome On the same genitalia note, I always thought p***s' were naturally circumcised when I was younger. This was until I was about 10. Then I took health and my mind was blown...Turns out guys have a little flower of skin blooming ahead of their tip.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:34 pm



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