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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:18 pm
I felt like sharing some of the weird things I've experienced in Skyrim. Feel free to share your stories, too. biggrin
So, oddly enough, all of these things were witnessed by the same character, my barbarian/viking type person, Brearth.
The details of this character aren't important (although if you wanna know I'll gladly share them). What is important is that they are weird.
Incident 1:
While taking a random mountain pass for a reason I can't remember, I saw something move to my right. I pulled out my weapons and turned, since the only bit of it I saw looked vaguely like a sabercat or a bear. To my horror, I saw the boulder that had been to my right defecate a dead horse right in front of me.
That's right. I saw a rock s**t out a horse.
Incident 2:
While leaving the Understone Keep in Markarth, a courier approached me, dressed in nothing but his undies, boots and a cap.
Incident 3:
While going through random mountains again (I spend a lot of time in the mountains with this character), I saw a group of dead Imperial Soldiers, only I didn't know that it was a group or that they were dead until I got right up to the one I initially saw. Upon investigating, I noticed that there were two Imperial bodies lying on the ground, which I can only assume were killed by the Stormcloaks that were walking away, and the one soldier that I thought had been alive was really a corpse left floating a foot above the ground in a standing position.
Well, that's it for now. What about you guys?
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:19 pm
The 1st incident you had made in literally lol.
I have one bizarre story I can remember at the moment... I'm sure I have others and if I remember them I will tell you some other time if I remember to.
In Skyrim, I'm a female wood elf named Androgeny.
I think I was traveling across the plains near Whiterun when an elk/deer came floating toward me. Like it was gliding across the land.. Crashes into me and keeps going. I tried to chase it down, but I was on foot and couldn't keep up with it. So watch out for them possessed elks/deer.
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:31 pm
xxXSleepy_NinjaXxx The 1st incident you had made in literally lol. I have one bizarre story I can remember at the moment... I'm sure I have others and if I remember them I will tell you some other time if I remember to. In Skyrim, I'm a female wood elf named Androgeny. I think I was traveling across the plains near Whiterun when an elk/deer came floating toward me. Like it was gliding across the land.. Crashes into me and keeps going. I tried to chase it down, but I was on foot and couldn't keep up with it. So watch out for them possessed elks/deer. OH! Another weird thing I remember, after I've posted this thread, of course, is one where I had just accepted the quest to help that guy with the museum in Dawnstar. I left the house after him, hoping to finally find out where the path to Dagon's shrine is, since every other time I've had to walk around the mountain like three times trying to find the damned thing. So I planned on following him, but he just shot across the port and phased through everything in his way.
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:34 pm
Generic Infantry OH! Another weird thing I remember, after I've posted this thread, of course, is one where I had just accepted the quest to help that guy with the museum in Dawnstar. I left the house after him, hoping to finally find out where the path to Dagon's shrine is, since every other time I've had to walk around the mountain like three times trying to find the damned thing. So I planned on following him, but he just shot across the port and phased through everything in his way. lol. That's what the deer/elf did. Soooo weird. I love it though. I have top play more again. I already beat the main mission, but I still have a lot of leveling up to do and side quests.
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:39 pm
xxXSleepy_NinjaXxx Generic Infantry OH! Another weird thing I remember, after I've posted this thread, of course, is one where I had just accepted the quest to help that guy with the museum in Dawnstar. I left the house after him, hoping to finally find out where the path to Dagon's shrine is, since every other time I've had to walk around the mountain like three times trying to find the damned thing. So I planned on following him, but he just shot across the port and phased through everything in his way. lol. That's what the deer/elf did. Soooo weird. I love it though. I have top play more again. I already beat the main mission, but I still have a lot of leveling up to do and side quests. Most of what I do now is actually RPing the characters, so really I only take quests if they pertain to that character. Brearth is a mercenary character who will do just about anything from bounty hunting, to ambushing caravans, to outright stealing s**t (but rarely for that last one, since he's not a dedicated stealth character) for money, and playing him with things like a phobia of horses and basically making him as much like a bear as possible in looks and other areas makes it more fun to just travel and react to things.
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:00 pm
I have a dead dragon corpse following me around.
As in it jelly wiggles around outside my Lakeview Monor and outside Falkreath.....
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:06 pm
DarkMoonSlayer I have a dead dragon corpse following me around. As in it jelly wiggles around outside my Lakeview Monor and outside Falkreath..... Yep. That'd be one of those times where I, in the Dragonborn's shoes, would just throw my hands up and quit.
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:12 am
I also keep falling through stairs in my Manor.....
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:11 am
DarkMoonSlayer I also keep falling through stairs in my Manor..... Not Skyrim, but when I was playing RO2 a while ago there was a glitch that affected all bridges, and some stairs. basically meaning that thier visuals wouldnt load, you could still use them, but like when you were crossing ravines it would look like you were walking on air. Also sucked on the ones that didnt have rails because it was much easier to fall off XD
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:40 pm
I got shouted at by this dead dude and his shout threw me into an area I should not have been, so he couldn't hurt me and I couldn't hurt him. I just stood there like "Wat do now?" Had to reload my last save which wasn't too far back but still....
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:16 am
DarkMoonSlayer I got shouted at by this dead dude and his shout threw me into an area I should not have been, so he couldn't hurt me and I couldn't hurt him. I just stood there like "Wat do now?" Had to reload my last save which wasn't too far back but still.... I landed myself into some areas I shouldn't have been. It's not fun, especially when you can't remember the last time you saved. x.x
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:53 am
I have a water elk in my game. No matter what character I play if I pass this spot in the game the elk will run across a river and then fall down the water fall EVERYTIME.
I also get the invisible dragon, that I can kill.
BUT IT SUCKS.
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:54 am
Generic Infantry DarkMoonSlayer I have a dead dragon corpse following me around. As in it jelly wiggles around outside my Lakeview Monor and outside Falkreath..... Yep. That'd be one of those times where I, in the Dragonborn's shoes, would just throw my hands up and quit. YOU KNOW WHAT SKYRIM, YOU HANDLE THIS DRAGON ISSUE ON YOUR OWN, D-B OUT.
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Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:29 pm
Citrus Novii I have a water elk in my game. No matter what character I play if I pass this spot in the game the elk will run across a river and then fall down the water fall EVERYTIME. I also get the invisible dragon, that I can kill. BUT IT SUCKS. I remember with my first mage character, right out of Riverwood I tried to kill an elk with the starter flame spell. It just stood there, taking it like a champ until I was out of Magicka and then we sort of stared at each other awkwardly for a few seconds before I ran away (I did hardly any damage). That same elk appeared near me at certain points in the game, always just close enough for me to know it was him by seeing that he had the exact amount of health left as after I attacked him that one time...and always just watching. Eventually it got too creepy, so I killed it and reanimated the body.
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Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:32 am
Generic Infantry Citrus Novii I have a water elk in my game. No matter what character I play if I pass this spot in the game the elk will run across a river and then fall down the water fall EVERYTIME. I also get the invisible dragon, that I can kill. BUT IT SUCKS. I remember with my first mage character, right out of Riverwood I tried to kill an elk with the starter flame spell. It just stood there, taking it like a champ until I was out of Magicka and then we sort of stared at each other awkwardly for a few seconds before I ran away (I did hardly any damage). That same elk appeared near me at certain points in the game, always just close enough for me to know it was him by seeing that he had the exact amount of health left as after I attacked him that one time...and always just watching. Eventually it got too creepy, so I killed it and reanimated the body. POWER MOOSE ELK. "Let me tell you 'bout my beeeest frieeeend..."
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