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 Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:32 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria Llama Demon KoopaTroopaMaria [Senseless Violence] I shall gather up a bear army and lead them into battle against the llamas.
Uwahahahaaaa. >:3 Impossible! The bears will attack you first! And then they'll command their own army of salmon-killing bears and kill more fish and people! By then, the only defense that people will have is the list of 100 ways to protect against bears that is apparently at colbertnation.com! *site is blocked by my ISP, so I don't know for sure, but it was mentioned on the show once* Get a new ISP as fast as possible. It is run by the bears. Sadly, I have no control on the matter. However, my parents are planning on getting rid of it at the end of this month. Hopefully, they'll replace it with something that lacks parental blocks. Trust me, these are not parental blocks. This is an attempt by the bears to keep us in the dark.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:36 pm
Llama Demon KoopaTroopaMaria Llama Demon KoopaTroopaMaria [Senseless Violence] I shall gather up a bear army and lead them into battle against the llamas.
Uwahahahaaaa. >:3 Impossible! The bears will attack you first! And then they'll command their own army of salmon-killing bears and kill more fish and people! By then, the only defense that people will have is the list of 100 ways to protect against bears that is apparently at colbertnation.com! *site is blocked by my ISP, so I don't know for sure, but it was mentioned on the show once* Get a new ISP as fast as possible. It is run by the bears. Sadly, I have no control on the matter. However, my parents are planning on getting rid of it at the end of this month. Hopefully, they'll replace it with something that lacks parental blocks. Trust me, these are not parental blocks. This is an attempt by the bears to keep us in the dark. They can disguise as the AOL 'blocked by parental control' page? It's worse than I thought!
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:38 pm
I hate bears. They stole my food one day.
They'll get theirs... oh, they'll get theirs... I already have the gun picked out. >D
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:40 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria Llama Demon KoopaTroopaMaria Llama Demon KoopaTroopaMaria [Senseless Violence] I shall gather up a bear army and lead them into battle against the llamas.
Uwahahahaaaa. >:3 Impossible! The bears will attack you first! And then they'll command their own army of salmon-killing bears and kill more fish and people! By then, the only defense that people will have is the list of 100 ways to protect against bears that is apparently at colbertnation.com! *site is blocked by my ISP, so I don't know for sure, but it was mentioned on the show once* Get a new ISP as fast as possible. It is run by the bears. Sadly, I have no control on the matter. However, my parents are planning on getting rid of it at the end of this month. Hopefully, they'll replace it with something that lacks parental blocks. Trust me, these are not parental blocks. This is an attempt by the bears to keep us in the dark. They can disguise as the AOL 'blocked by parental control' page? It's worse than I thought! The bears will stop at nothing to trick us into a false sense of security.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:40 pm
scream BEAR JERKY!!! scream
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:53 pm
Llama Demon KoopaTroopaMaria Llama Demon KoopaTroopaMaria Llama Demon Get a new ISP as fast as possible. It is run by the bears. Sadly, I have no control on the matter. However, my parents are planning on getting rid of it at the end of this month. Hopefully, they'll replace it with something that lacks parental blocks. Trust me, these are not parental blocks. This is an attempt by the bears to keep us in the dark. They can disguise as the AOL 'blocked by parental control' page? It's worse than I thought! The bears will stop at nothing to trick us into a false sense of security. Well, based on our knowlege of their conspiracy, I don't think they're doing a very good job... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:26 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:01 pm
I live a 30 minute drive west from NYC...in NJ.
One day I was driving my car slowly up a winding road.
All of a sudden a large, fluffy, scruffy "dog" lurched out in front of my car. I stopped quickly. Staring at the hasty critter...I realized it was a bear.
YIKES! I heard that the bears in NJ were getting close to the towns, however, I hadn't had one that close to my house before.
Raccoons used to worry me because they turn over the trash cans.
BUT BEARS? There are rules in our town not to leave food out for wild animals. Also rules that if we feed birds, the food has to be off the ground and up in feeders if possible to keep bears away from people's homes.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:10 pm
Well that's kinda different.
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