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 Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:38 pm
Ohohoho
Crazy and mad.
Two great tastes that taste great together.
Except when they don't.
Then they both just end up mad.
Hark!
I hear it!
That wonderful song!
It whispers to me, so loud my ears bleed...
CHEESE!!!
The magical fruit!
Or was that beans?
Bah; no matter.
What can compare
With the lovely *crunch!*
Of fresh cheddar?
It fills me up!
Fills my soul!
But it always leaves hungry.
Hungry for more.
Hungry like a hippo!
AGES 4 AND UP!
At night
when noone's there
when the curtains are drawn
when it's just me and you
I spread you.
Spread you all over the bed
Damnit, where did I leave that towel?
I've really got to work on my messy eating.
People are starting a wonder
starting to ask questions.
But they don't fool me!
I see the glint in their eyes
hear the greed in their voice.
They want my gouda!
But they cannae have it!
It's mine!
I picked it myself, and they can't have any!
I was the one up early every morn,
waterin' the trees and waiting!
NO! DON'T YOU TOUCH HER!
SHE'S STILL WET; YOU'LL SMEAR THE PAINT!
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:40 pm
rofl
Is it sad I can think of TES on a couple of those lines?
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:17 am
Not at all, because I thought of myself while reading it too emotion_awesome
Let's make babies, Hot-Pants emotion_dowant Me, you, and Kai can have a whole litter.
... also reminded me of this.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:47 am
Oh my ladies quick get a camera!!! xd
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:30 pm
Bonus points if you heard Sheogorath's voice reading it.
Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:12 pm
When it got to "CHEESE!!" I started thinking of fish sticks an' that big breasted man.
But somewhat related to other things...
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:23 pm
Dear OHP,
You should try again
Way too many syllables
Your haiku was fail
~ heart emotion_bandaid
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:42 am
bandaidd Dear OHP, You should try again Way too many syllables Your haiku was fail ~ heart emotion_bandaid Haiku? Oh, heck no; I wouldn't do that you people! I more or less like some of you...
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:33 am
Awww...you hear that? He likes us! *glomps OHP* 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:46 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:32 pm
I didn't say who or how much. wink
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