I just don't want to poop trying to push one out. Please don't let me poop when I'm having a baby one day, fate!
Liquid diet for the whole week before your due date would probably handle that, but probably not the healthiest thing to do right before birth.
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:26 pm
I've heard of an enema, but I don't know / remember if it's just something that makes you poop, or a procedure that actually takes the poop out of you. xD The first one seems better because you can just get an enema and use the restroom before having a baby, but the second one is like "okay let's get this poop out, then the baby" and idk I just don't want to poop in front of a doctor / my future husband. Some people don't care, but I can't help caring. ;-;
I don't know if you've ever had an enema, but they are horrible and make you feel horrible for well over an hour. But they do flush out a majority of the s**t.
They are also known to help induce labor, which means that if you started getting contractions and decided to do an enema, it may speed things up, and do you really want to go through an enema when you're going through contractions? I tell you right now, no, no you do not. If you did an enema that would probably increase your chances of shitting in front of the doctor and your future husband.
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