Ruben Dylan Mcfarland: Failed Inventor
Notes: G-G-G-Geronimo?
Ruben followed the expedition down the path that their obviously psychotic leader lead them down. None of the other people seemed like talking, but some of them looked rather… eccentric. The inventor had dropped back behind the majority of the group, wheezing slightly as his ever-touchy asthma flared up again. That was why he liked staying indoors – nobody was there to make you march towards some great hulking dangerous unknown.
The path they followed started to slope downward, then suddenly stopped as a massive chasm yawed before them. It took Ruben’s breath away - almost literally, as the man took off his pack and fumbled around for a few minutes for his inhaler.
Taking a couple of lengthy puffs from the blue, L shaped tube, the man used his free hand to push his large glasses back up his now lightly moist nose.
There were rocks down there, big and small, glittering the colours of the rainbow. The veins of stone crossed each other in sharp patterns, creating the most amazing scene he had ever seen. What would those rocks do?! Would they be worth something? Perhaps he would find something strong enough to live through the shattering force of his latest failed invention; the hydro-electric vacuum-mower with added razor blades so you could shave yourself and your lawn at the same time.
He could hear faintly as Hawk’s transmitter scratchily ordered the reluctant leader to get some samples.
He could practically
hear the scowl from where he stood.
"Much as I don't like listenin' to that ********' thing, if it's somethin' new, that's what we're here for. Group up. Each of ya oughta have ropes in yer packs. Get one, strap one person in, and the others hold the ******** onto it. Try to get a sample, or at least let yer scanners see what that sparkly s**t is. That's an order, got it?"Ruben watched in horror as the others slowly started to open their packs and fished out ropes. He was going to have to go down there.
They all started to talk then, nobody seemed to want to go down and – wait a second, did that guy have a tassel on his
butt?Ruben sighed. He was small and light, and if he stayed here he was likely to be thrown off the cliff by the psycho.
“I-I-I’ll go.” He stammered weakly, taking another puff from his now shaking inhaler.