You know what's really cool? When your governor hunts you down, jails you, and visits you in the prison to discuss your future as a criminal. Apparently, I've got a certain kind of amnesty going in Sufokia, where people recognize that I exist solely to help others get CP and guard status.
xd So, even though you were joking when you said it, my criminal record really is the reason I can't open my haven bag.
xd Sorry. Guess you'll either have to jail me repeatedly or find a gobball hat another way.
xd