I went to Blackreach. They told me it was awesome. They told me it was the best place ever.

They were right.

But, when I saw the Felmer crapping all over the great ruin, having slaves attack me and shoot me with their NOOB combo bows, I went mad.

I hacked and slashed them all, and used their corpses as puppets for my entertainment. I built a large momnument to my power; A tall mound of corpses placed in front of the astronomy tower, warning anyone that this is my new home.

Of course, there wasn't much to really do in a underground paradise, besides hack at the occasional Felmer to respawn in front of me. So, once I plundered all the resources I could for the moment, I headed back out to the surface, and delivered the precious stones to a local shop [about ten miles THAT way].

Once I found that surface life was not so great, I would return to my cave home, hack and devour the flesh of my enemies, force the slaves to fight for me with my magic to entertain me, then sleep on my ever increasing mound of bodies.

That's when I awoke from my sleep, as that ever annoying Vader was knocking at my door to tell me that I had to get back to ruling a galaxy. In Blackreach, he would be my new entertainment...